The Ugly Truth About the Signs

Kelli Fox

Have you ever encountered a stubborn Taurus or a brassy Leo? How about a sneaky Scorpio or a playboy Sagittarius? Do any of these undesirable characteristics ring a bell? Each sign has a positive side as well as a negative one. The not so nice characteristics are the ones we can grow and learn from, particularly when it's someone else who's rubbing us the wrong way. Once we gain an understanding of where someone is coming from it's easier to have empathy and understanding. For now, let's take a fun poke at your sign and their not so charming traits!

Aries (March 20th - April 19th)

This sign is the most selfish of the zodiac. The ram is independent by nature and doesn't give much of a hoot about anyone else…and why should they? According to them, there’re numero uno. They also think they’re a natural born leader but others probably find them dictatorial and overbearing at best.

The Aries ego has its own zip and their impatience is legendary – just ask their latest victims who bore the brunt of their temper because they had to wait in line at the post office. OK, fair’s fair, everyone gets a little ticked off about that one but the difference is that Aries is always the one causing a scene or storming off in a huff especially when they don’t get their own way. How dare anyone keep them waiting!

The Ram is aggressive and competitive by nature and will crawl over their sick granny to get to the finish line first. They have to win at any cost. They’re headstrong and a know-it-all and if proven wrong will keep arguing the point until they get bored – which tends to happen a lot. Not one for follow through although on the plus side this sign rarely holds a grudge.

They’re the love ‘em and leave ‘em type and operate on impulse. Known as a heart-breaker, they’re enthusiastic…at first and then they’re onto their next conquest before sunrise. Aries gets bored easily and not much can hold their attention. They’re not good with follow up and routine drives them around the bend. That’s right, this is the sign of independence and spontaneity, aka ‘the player.’ Some might call it courage but others call it foolhardy. Some may call it honesty yet others call it tactless. To sum it all up, Aries is the sign of chutzpah!

Taurus (April 20th - May 20th)

The Bull is the most stubborn of the zodiac. Once they set their mind on something there’s no turning back or turning them around or nitpicking them or prodding– even an inch. They’ll just keep plodding along until they get to where they want to go. Heaven forbid anyone who gets in their way as they'll be trampled under that sheer force of will. Rigidity is their middle name.

Taurus rules money and possessions and they like to have a lot of both. There's nothing wrong with that except they’d sell their granny to the old age home just to make a buck. They are self-indulgent and snobby and prefer the good life – only the best will do and certainly no cheap imitations - well maybe as gifts for others but certainly not for them!

Bulls tend to think of themselves as a food critic and will gorge in 5 star restaurants on a constant basis because many of them can afford it. They like routine and can get very upset if something in their daily life changes. Comfort and security are what makes them tick. They are the ultimate snob and will look down upon others if their standards are not met.

Sometimes, this sign can be quite dull and certainly not the life of the party. They’re a stick in the mud but that’s just fine by them. Anyway, who wants to be bothered partying all night when you can spend your time at home counting your money, tallying up your net worth and sorting through your designer clothes – nothing is more exciting!

The biggest turn on for Taurus is lying on satin sheets, ringing a bell for Alfred the butler to bring the finest champagne and chocolate dipped strawberries. This will be followed by a luxurious massage and bubble bath, of course attended by Alfred.

Gemini (May 21st - June 20th)

This sign is the biggest gossip of the zodiac. Gemini is as nosy as Mrs Kravitz and they just can’t be trusted to keep a secret. They come across as a know-it-all but if someone were to dig just beneath the surface they’d discover that Gemini is only repeating the latest Twitter trends. They’re a jack of all trades but a master at none.

Theirs is the sign of the Twins because they can be two-faced and slippery when they want to be. They’re very good at stretching the truth. They are a fine manipulator and can weasel their way out of just about anything yet still be in the confines of the law. They like the sound of their own voice and can talk endlessly about not very much at all. Gemini certainly has the ‘gift of the gab.’

Gemini really is very clever and can come across as very eloquent and educated even if they left college with one semester to finish and now have a lifetime of student loans to pay off and no immediate job prospects. Partying is their MO but they prefer to call it networking. They consider themselves to be flexible but others would call it flaky. They have a reputation as a user and will run hot and cold on anyone in their social sphere.

The sign of the Twins gets bored easily, detests routine and would trade their grandmother in for a new one on a whim. They can be broad minded and what others (or their partner) would consider some serious flirting they would classify as harmless fun. They tend to see all sides of a situation which at times can get them into hot water. Some may unfairly have Gemini pegged as someone who cannot be trusted or the biggest con artist on this side of Tehran.

Cancer (June 21st - July 21st)

This sign is the crabbiest of the zodiac. They’re famous for their moods which can last for days, weeks, months or even years. Cancer will hold a grudge which will continue through lifetimes. They also have the memory of an elephant. They tend to live in the past and some of them may even be stuck in long gone sentiment and distant memories which they relive over and over again.

Usually, they are a mama’s boy or daddy’s girl and their family has a stronghold over them. They tend to manipulate through guilt but only to those lucky chosen ones who are closest to them. They are naturally a mother hen and are clannish and protective of their tribe.

They are probably close to their grandmother and have a fond attachment to dead relatives. Their favorite pastime is cooking and gorging on food especially for traditional family meals. They will sulk if their efforts are not appreciated even if the rest of their family is sick of eating the lame family recipe year in, year out.

As a parent, they are a ‘smother mother’ or ‘helicopter’ type – never allowing their kids to gain the freedom they seek. That explains why Cancerian offspring pick colleges as far away from home as possible. Also a hoarder, the Crab can’t bear to throw anything away as everything they own has some sort of story or sentiment attached.

This sign is one of the most tenacious of all. Behind that weepy exterior lays a hard shell which is as tough as nails. They can turn on the water works just as fast as they can turn them off. They’re thrifty, no, make that stingy when it comes to finances. They’re a saver and not a spender so no matter how much money they have they will always enjoy clipping coupons and finding bargains.

Leo (July 22nd - August 21st)

Leo is the most bossy of the zodiac. They come across as confident and commanding when all eyes are on them but as soon as they’re not getting enough attention they'll throw a hissy fit. The Lion is a limelight hog and their vanity is legend. They are a natural show-off and won’t hesitate to boast to an adoring audience.

Theirs is the royal sign of the zodiac. They’re pompous and think they really are the king or queen while the rest of us mere servants are here to wait on them hand and foot. They are big snobs and can be extremely overbearing and arrogant. ‘Off with her head’ they’d secretly like to command when their granny doesn’t make their favorite meal to their liking.

Money can’t buy taste and Leo is known for lavish spending particularly on gaudy clothing and over the top jewelry and accessories which command the attention they crave. Their motto could be the famous PR slogan: “There’s no such thing as bad press.” As long as people are talking about them then they must be popular.

Leo is constantly seeking attention and will be best suited to a partner who doesn’t care for such things. Someone whom they can endlessly boss around and let Leo make all the decisions as well as take all the credit.

Their insecurities are insurmountable. They are also dictatorial, power-hungry and selfish. They’ll take credit for other’s ideas as if they were their own. They also have a strong drive to get to the top which will afford their fancy lifestyle and provide the power they seek. Their bark is worse than their bite but deep down they really are a kitten looking for its cream and a spot in the sun.

Virgo (August 22nd - September 21st)

This sign is the pettiest and most critical of the zodiac. They’re the epitome of a nag and drive others nuts with their constant nit-picking and fault finding. Virgo will notice and pay attention to things others find mundane and boring.

Virgo is the sign of service aka masochist. Who else likes to be bossed around and run around after others while constantly complaining – it makes no sense to the rest of us. Actually, complaining is their favorite pastime and they only feel loved when they’re picking up after those they love. They’re quite petty and seek perfection where none exists. Heaven help their long suffering partner – how do they put up with this sign? It's probably because Virgo cleans and picks up after them.

This is the sign of the virgin and of course we all know that’s because of their prudish ways. They come across like a holy saint but once the lights are off they are the devil in disguise. Many people don’t realize the shadow of this sign can be cheap, easy and slovenly. Looking at the flip side makes their complaining easier to live with.

Virgo is a constant worry wart which creates a nervous disposition. To counter-balance this they pop pills which they call 'vitamins' and the doctor’s waiting room is a home-away-from-home for this sign. Plain and simple, Virgo is a hypochondriac. In the guise of taking their grandmother, old neighbor or sick pet to the doctor they’ll add on a few more ailments to get the medication they need for their self-diagnosed problems.

Their stinginess is inexhaustible. They always seem to be counting their pennies and writing up budgets and to-do lists. They’re extremely fussy and actually kind of boring because they enjoy cleaning house, mopping the floors and ironing clothes etc…No task is too small or mundane to satisfy this fuss-budget sign.

Libra (September 22nd - October 22nd)

This sign is the biggest liar of the zodiac – not intentionally but really just to spare someone’s feelings or make themselves look good. They don’t like to be confrontational so will stretch the truth when necessary. They’ll also butter someone up to get what they want – others call it sucking up but they like to think of the words 'diplomacy' and 'tact.'

They are definitely a big spender – even when they don’t have the moolah to cover costs. The more expensive the item the better as far as Libra is concerned. What’s a little credit card debt for something that makes you feel like a million bucks? Some would call Libra superficial but they know they’re worth every cent they spend on themselves and more. Designer labels just have a certain something they can’t explain.

They’re the type who only makes friends who can do things for them. Social contacts and connections they have plenty of and won’t hesitate to use them when it suits them. They hate to be alone and many of this sign will hook up with those below their social standing just so they have a warm body to keep them company on cold nights, anything with a pulse will do. They are extremely dependent and needy and can resort to taking telemarketing calls just so they can speak to someone on the other end.

Libra can be very wishy-washy and find it hard to make a decision – especially minor ones. There are so many choices and outcomes that they find it difficult to commit to just one. They also like to debate just for the fun of it. Showing off their superior intellectual capabilities is what provides endless amounts of cheap thrills. They do it in such an inoffensive way that their grandmother never knew what was coming.

Scorpio (October 23rd - November 21st)

This sign is the most despised of the zodiac…and no wonder! Scorpio is the sign of sex and if they’re not sleeping with their best friend’s lover then they’re plotting the moves for their next sexual conquest. If committed, they are extremely loyal to the point of being possessive and jealous and like to keep tabs on their partner at all times. Tracking devices and nanny cams were obviously invented by a Scorpio.

Obsessive by nature, Scorpio who will not stop until they get what they want and that includes stalking their ex online. Restraining orders aside, they can be paranoid and suspicious at the best of times. Revenge is sweet and anyone who crosses a Scorpio will face instant death from the sting of their famous tail which could come in the form of a dirty look or heavy breathing in an anonymous phone call.

With the level of intensity they have, they are often misunderstood. That dark, brooding nature of theirs should convey a depth of emotion rather than just a routine rotten mood. Why is it that people mistake their sense of humor as biting sarcasm? They tend to point out the obvious and prey on the weak. As soon as they smell fear they attack and won’t give up…ever, ever, ever – even after their granny has waved the white flag.

They’re an extremist so there’s no in-between for them. It’s either: black or white, right or wrong. They are as dominating as a pit bull in a dog park full of chihuahua’s and as stubborn as an ass. Once their mind is made up there’s no turning back even when they know the outcome will end in disaster. Someone once said ‘Scorpio prefers to be miserable in love.’ What does this mean?’ Who knows, it only makes sense to them!

Sagittarius (November 22nd - December 20th)

This sign is the boozer of the zodiac and their reputation for drinking and partying is the stuff urban legends are made of. It's all about having a good time…period. Never one to shy away from social gatherings they know how to liven up even the dullest of business meetings, work parties or family get-togethers. They have no restraint or ethics when it comes to the good times.

They spend money like there’s no tomorrow and are willing to take large gambles and huge risks which would make their grandmother turn over in her grave. They probably consider the large inheritance she left them to be partied away as quickly as possible rather than saved for a rainy day.

Always on their soapbox with their dogma, self-righteousness and fanatical ideals they focus on the big picture but lack the practical details to actually put their words into action. They have no self-restraint and suffer from ‘foot-in-mouth’ disease. They will blurt out the first thing that comes to mind without a second thought. In their book, the truth, no matter how painful must always be told.

Sagi needs freedom at all costs and probably has a black book as thick as the white pages. They are conceited and impulsive much like their half human half horse Sagittarian icon, the Centaur. The mythical Centaur loves to run around, has an athletic nature and is restless and active.

They can be clumsy, impatient and quick tempered although can get over their temper tantrums just as quickly. They wear their heart on their sleeve so those closest to them always know where they stand. They are big blabber mouths so never tell them a secret.

They love to travel and don’t mind either the fanciest or seediest locations as they feel it’s all an experience to be had. They can be gullible which makes them easy prey for con artists who appeal to their free-wheeling nature.

Capricorn (December 21st - January 18th)

This sign is the most ruthless yet boring of the zodiac. While the rest of us are out having a good time Capricorn is working overtime and counting every penny toward their first billion. Nothing wrong with hard work and a long term plan but they’re a pinchpenny and would strong-arm their grandmother out of a buck if they could.

They are cutthroat in their ambition and will not stop until they get what they want. They are fearful of being poor so can be stingy when it comes to the dosh. They are also resentful of those who are higher up the food chain than themselves. They are not very sympathetic towards others and will stick with relationships out of a sense of duty and obligation.

They are impressed by materialism and can be greedy and selfish when it comes to their stuff. They also have a suspicious nature and think everyone is out to get them. They secretly despise themselves and will create challenges and obstacles which they constantly need to overcome. They think success must come at a price otherwise they’ll never enjoy it which they wouldn’t anyway regardless of how it was accumulated.

They are a born pessimist and can be a downer on others. Ever wondered why Capricorn doesn't have any friends? They’re too depressing or boring to be around. They are conservative and don’t like to upset their routine. It’s like they were born old.

They are cautious and conservative by nature and are not one's to try anything new. They’re what others call a stick-in-the-mud. Their sense of responsibility and self-discipline is what fills them with a code of morals and standards that the rest of us could never aspire to or even want to for that matter!

Aquarius (January 19th - February 17th)

This sign is weirdest of the zodiac. Many Aquarians would probably take this as a compliment but they shouldn't. They are detached and aloof and almost robotic when it comes to matters of the heart. It’s sort of like they don’t really have any emotion at all because they are so undemonstrative. It’s like they have been brought to this earth from another planet. Again, that’s not a compliment.

They are rebellious and can actually be a huge torment – never knowing when to stop the endless teasing and terrorizing of those closest to them. What they think is funny most people do not. They seem to care more about people who are not closest to them – at best what could be called acquaintances. Their loved ones need a thick skin to deal with their eccentric ways. Just ask any spouse of an Aquarian who will tell you the numerous times they were left to fend for themselves at a social event while their dearly beloved was off looking for the most interesting person in the place to mingle with. They need their freedom at all costs.

Many Aquarians are inventive and will come up with unique and useless innovations. The new and scientific really appeal to them and they never cease to show off what they consider their brilliance and originality.

They are stubborn and will do just about anything to prove their point – hammering even their poor old granny into submission when they think they’re right. They can be erratic and sometimes their behavior could get them committed. They are not materialistic and will tend to give away their money and possessions to humanitarian causes. Saving the world is what matters most to them and many of them believe they truly have the intellectual capabilities to do it. Aquarians are the classic know-it-all.

Pisces (February 18th - March 19th)

This sign is the doormat of the zodiac. They attract the down and out’s and are suckers for anyone with a loser sign on their back. When the going gets tough they hit whatever can remove them from the mundane - drugs, alcohol, religion or food. They seek to escape the cold hard reality of life and prefer living life wearing rose colored glasses.

Pisces are romantics and have probably had their tender-heart broken on more than one occasion. They usually see only the good in others so are easily deceived and often deluded. They are extremely emotional and no doubt their friends call them a cry baby behind their back. Even their grandmother is probably sick and tired of their constant blabbering.

They have no clue when it comes to practical matters and are completely disorganized which means their life is a mess. They tend to hear voices and can be psychic…or is that psycho? They are self-sacrificing to the point of masochism and just about anyone or anything can pull at their heartstrings such as a homeless person needing a hot shower or an acquaintance wanting to lend a large sum of money. Tragedy moves them so they seek it out and take it on.

They are generous and not concerned with materialism so will be taken advantage of in money matters. They are a very charitable type and would think nothing of squandering their inheritance or holiday bonus money.

Their moods can range from euphoric to miserable in a matter of minutes. They are hypersensitive and pick up on others moods like a sponge. Some see their chameleon nature as insincere but it’s really that they’re impressionable and are easily led or taken for a fool.

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  1. salekxz on March 6, 2017 at 3:25 am

    hi my name is salekxz i am a *LEO*nardo i love your articles nice one keep it up

    • Happiness on August 19, 2017 at 1:04 am

      Pisces love money too and are not really nice people. Pisces will need you as long as they can use you.

      • Ras on August 29, 2017 at 7:16 pm

        What is the written about Pisces.. Is very true.. About them being lovely. loving not materialistic and self-sacrificing

        For you to feel like a Pisces finally got the balls to stand up to you… Or say anything back.. You had to have abused and manipulated them for a long time. in a disrespectful obvious and out not fashion..
        Long enough for them to formulate a plan
        And long enough for you to be so arrogant. to think that there would never be any retaliation.., or that the Pisces did not have it in them

      • Iante on October 13, 2017 at 5:57 pm

        Well that’s your opinion, and as me being a pieces and knowing what fellow, friends and peers tell me I disagree.

        • Bebe on January 7, 2018 at 8:13 am

          I partially agree with what was written about pisces. Im a pisces sun and ascendant, trust me, it suck balls.

          I agree with everything except the part where there’s “constant blabbering”, im more of a suffer in silence kinda person, don’t really like dragging people into my problems. “Completely disorganized”, I may not have my life together at 26 but I am so anal when it comes to organization and a neat freak for that matter. Hear voices?? Like we detect energy and have a high intuition, now I don’t know what kind of Pisces you knkw but legit not every one of them “hears voices”. And yes we are a charitable type but it doesn’t mean we absolutely don’t care for material things, I for one love buying designer things, and if I had the money i’d likely have more.

      • Trinty on January 26, 2018 at 1:09 pm


      • Candice on May 12, 2018 at 6:50 pm

        Very true! Pisces men can be very selfish and are users!

      • Esther on May 22, 2018 at 2:08 am

        I seem to have met the worst Pisces of them all. They are narcissistic and nasty if you break up with them. All this nice nicey about them is bullshit

        • Safi on December 24, 2018 at 3:02 pm

          Totally agree with you. A Pisces I was talking to blew up in a matter of seconds after I called him “crazy” because he got sexual and disrespected me when it was uncalled for. He called me a “psycho hoe” and proceeded to cut me out of his life after years of talking to each other. Diabolical individuals disguised as angels.

        • Taylor on September 1, 2019 at 8:40 am

          I agree mess with us and youll see another side ! heres a tip dont fall out with a pisces

      • Taylor on September 1, 2019 at 8:36 am

        ummmm no sweetie that is not true I am a pisces and I dont use anybody im more of a giver than a receiver maybe you must know a Pisces like that but your very wrong bout that one

  2. Tom Thumb on March 13, 2017 at 7:44 am

    Pisces Are not As Dumb and naive As You Claim they R users and manipulators

    • pancho on March 15, 2017 at 10:14 pm

      It was very fun reading your more that accurate description of persons under the influence (zodiac).


      • Kelli Fox on March 16, 2017 at 9:28 am

        Thanks for getting the humor! I love all the signs but thought I’d just poke some fun in a very light-hearted way.

    • Nicole on March 18, 2017 at 6:52 am

      So true!!!! & once they drain you dry, they’re off to their next victim. Smh

    • Savvy on April 14, 2017 at 8:31 pm

      Don’t write off the whole Piscian group just because one Pisces screwed you over. That’s like saying all the one person under your zodiac sign is a spineless idiot so everyone else under that your sign is a spineless idiot too ????

    • Deshawn on April 23, 2017 at 12:44 pm

      Someone who cares for the needy and really is the light of the world gets confused for dumb and naive in a worldly sense. Those times is what makes them the most internally strong and resilient. #Pisces☉?

  3. Lauren on March 18, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    I’m an Aquarius. When I read weirdest, I was like: Thank you. To be honest, I’m not that weird but I am quite weird but when it’s time to be serious I can be quite serious. It’s not a bad thing to have a weird/crazy side. Still, in my opinion the best sign is Aquarius since our bad feature is being weird. My mom and my brother are Scorpio and my father a Taurus. This is according to the zodiac signs.

    • Anne Marie on April 26, 2017 at 4:50 pm

      This is the best response ever!! I love it. That’s so Aquarian (?) of you dude. Beautifully put.

    • Angie on May 26, 2017 at 10:12 pm

      I’m an Aquarius and I agree with you I can get crazy at times and at important moments I get serious

  4. Fay jada on March 24, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    On point??

  5. Michael J. on March 27, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    Helped out a little. Just trying to figure out my women

    • Paul on April 6, 2017 at 11:15 pm

      Lol, all of the Earth zodiac signs have the same problem of being stingy, conservative, and bland.

      I’m Virgo, but I’m screaming for some excitement in my life! Aries, Leo, Pisces, Aquarius, Gemini, help me be more wild!!

      • Kelli Fox on April 7, 2017 at 8:35 am

        Be careful what you wish for! 🙂

      • gabriel mustin on December 31, 2018 at 10:17 am

        Virgo stay right where you are, we don’t need any of that crazy over here. P.s. Gemini

  6. Alizay on April 25, 2017 at 8:32 am

    Cancers are not bad they are honest people

    • Adam on September 28, 2018 at 7:35 pm

      Really? Did you know that the majority of the sadistic serial killers belong to that sign . The cancer mood swing is dangerous ?

    • Adam on September 28, 2018 at 7:47 pm

      Zodiac- Virgo
      Rising Sign- Sagittarius
      Moon Sign- Aquarius
      Venus Sign- Libra

      I am the weirdest creature you will ever meet . Not a good mixture at all ?

  7. Ghk on May 5, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    I tarus i am stborn

  8. Libra on May 15, 2017 at 7:22 am

    I’m a Libra & well it’s is hard for me to make decisions sometimes not gonna lie ? But I am not a big liar , at all , i have lied , everyone has but I don’t lie constantly & im definitely not dependent , I rather do things myself

  9. Steph on May 16, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    Haha so funny!! I am an Aries and it’s so true I can’t hold a grudge, I completely forget I supposed to be mad at someone and just start talking to them like nothing happened LMAO…. I honestly could care less about it, I said what I wanted to say so I’m good ?

    My husband of 9 years is Aquarius, definitely not one to open up emotionally, not one to tell you all the reasons why they love you… But last night I was so sick and he came home after working 11 hours with 3 different types of medicine for me, so worried and took care of me all night! I ? my Aquarius! Would take a bullet for me without a second thought… Just because they don’t show it doesn’t mean they don’t love deeply!

    Oh my goodness you hit the nail on the head with Taurus, my mom is so stubborn almost childlike when it comes to getting what she wants! She cracks me up tho such a shiester, walks into my uncles house and offers to do his dishes for him…for $10 lol

  10. JC on May 19, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    Im an Aries and it was on point.

  11. Stem Queen on May 24, 2017 at 5:54 am

    So not true about Capricorn. That was horrible. I would rather struggle than accept anything from anyone. Wtf was that description about?? You have us mixes up with Taurus.

    • Ann on August 3, 2017 at 7:35 pm

      Agree, I never ask for anything and I am not boring. Matter of fact I hate being bored and I like to try new things things, and getting out, I rather be outside rather than staying home.

    • Mickie on November 29, 2017 at 12:05 am

      Kelli must really hate Capricorns. Her comments about them is a nasty, untrue rant. I know quite a few Cappies and not one of them have such nasty traits. There is no humour in it at all.

    • Jenna on March 28, 2018 at 11:22 pm

      That is so true I don’t like accepting things from others. I don’t care for money but yes I like working for it then being a freeloader. And we are not boring we are reserved and only those really close to use will see our wild side. If a Capricorn is like this around you that may be because they don’t like you.

  12. I dunno y this is required lol on May 26, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    You made us Tauruses look like rich snobs lol, I am poor irl but whatever its cool…

    I’m honestly more like Pisces irl tbh (well because I have Pisces moon maybe)


    My Info just cuz:
    Birthday- May 20th, 1998
    Zodiac- Taurus/Gemini Cusp
    Chinese Zodiac- Tiger
    Rising Sign- Virgo
    Moon Sign- Pisces
    Venus Sign- Aries

    Yeah :)) I’m also an emotional little cry baby ahaha..

    • Theresa Ong on July 18, 2017 at 2:54 pm

      There is no such thing as a cusp. Your Sun sign depends upon which sign the Sun was in at the moment of your birth. You can look up the exact day of your birth in an ephemeris.

  13. XxChiChixX on June 2, 2017 at 7:59 am

    My zodiac sign is Libra…. sooooo im a big liar? ok the last time i lied was when i was 3 lol

    • Taylor on September 1, 2019 at 8:45 am

      your lying now……..

  14. Hakuame on June 6, 2017 at 10:01 am

    And you’re right burgers are very very perceptive but you could have put in any kind of nice qualities of a Virgo like the loving selfless compassion that they can provide, or the fact that Virgos are the most sexually interesting in kinky of all signs or that we’re the most intelligent I don’t know you’re right though it is a cursed always worry and wonder.

  15. yaiphhaba khaidem on June 9, 2017 at 11:59 pm

    I am a libra man I always care for the feelings of others so I sometimes lied to them but it is for good purpose.

    • Tata on June 12, 2017 at 10:46 pm

      I do not agree with you at all. I born on January 20th, and I’m between Capri and Aquarius. I’m not stingy by any means, or boring. I spend money and not pennies on the people I love the most and I’m always planing and doing trips, expensive ones because I want the best for me and my family. I get bored very Easily and I considered my life as an adventure. Yes, I’m ambitious but, I won’t step down on people to get what I want. You know not every description fits every one because all of us are the product of different cultures, family and life experiences.

      • Jaimiedoc on June 15, 2017 at 3:44 pm

        I’m freaking Scorpio!!! Does that mean that I am dirty minded?

        • Gia on September 26, 2017 at 4:40 pm

          You tell us

      • Jenna on March 28, 2018 at 11:24 pm

        Capricorn’s don’t like taking advantage of people. We like helping. The thing is if we don’t like you or you don’t need it we won’t help. We are not boring you just have to be close to us to see our wild side.

  16. Butter on June 17, 2017 at 8:26 am

    I will have to disagree with you on LEO taking credit for other people’s ideas..I know they are loud egolistic and arrogant noise makers but stealing ideas is rare cos infact they help people with their ideas..just dont take the credit alone cos they’ll feel cheated…Thanks?

    • ThePaganSun on September 30, 2017 at 8:15 am

      I agree. Leos do NOT take the credit for other people’s work and we are fierce and strong LIONS, not kittens. I notice she didn’t call Aries lambs or Scorpios spiders or Taurus calfs. So she needs to keep to our animal symbol of LIONS and nothing else.

  17. chicken on July 3, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    your commentary on all the signs were spot on keep up the good work ?

    • celestine on September 20, 2017 at 6:58 am

      Well I am a Sagittarius and I do love going to family gathering and drinking but not everyday and I can hold a dollar. I ain’t gone lie I I do get mad fast. But the carnartist part is,false if something don’t sound right or if I don’t trust you I don’t fu—k with you point blank.

  18. Theresa Ong on July 18, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    You point out some very interesting facets about each sign. We can all learn from them. I’ve been thinking lately about people who don’t fit their Sun Signs which goes to show that we should look at the whole natal chart. We should look at what planets are in what signs and their aspects to each other. I know two people who don’t fit their Sun Signs. I know a Capricorn who is very emotional. He cries at sad stories and happy stories. He is a very passionate person which is both good and bad depending upon the situation. He is a manipulator. He lies and cheats on his wife. He wouldn’t know the truth were it to bite him in the face. I know a Pisces who is very materialistic. She’s very generous. Only the finest things will do for her. She always has to have X amount of money with her.

  19. Aqua Queen on July 20, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    Aquarius here. I had a really good laugh at my truth, extremely accurate imo. I don’t know how you do it man but you hit the nail on the head lmao

  20. Lily on July 26, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    Under Scorpio, Scorpio’s are not the most despised, lady… its Leo that is. Leo are known to be diplomatic when it comes to friendships, very stuck-up and bossy, and also very arrogant. Scorpio’s are known to be protective and ONLY become despised if someone deserved it. I’m not Scorpio, but I sure as hell think you shouldn’t be so harsh on Scorpios. Geez.

  21. Lily on July 26, 2017 at 6:40 pm


  22. Nanette on August 7, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    Hi Kelli. I am a Gemini. Known as sweet, loving, loyal and for giving the shirt off of my back. I saw the ugly truths but the ugliest about Geminis to me anyone can hold those qualities. Some Geminis are exactly that. But so are other signs. My questions to you are have you had a bad encounter(s) with a Gemini and are you a Pisces?

  23. WaterCap on August 17, 2017 at 8:23 am

    When people complain about something they don’t like on this list, look to the bright side at least your zodiac sign isn’t a punching bag for negativity. Cappy must be strong enough to take the heat….that’s what I say to myself….lol And if I feel bad I just look up the list of Cappy celebs that aren’t boring and are a bit off beat, and I can sleep at night;) Most don’t fit that mold, but then I’ve never had a real experience with a Cappy besides me.

  24. Domina Rivally on August 19, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    You wrote some bull shit that u picked up from the trash about Pisces !
    We ain’t what Y’all think we are ?
    Iam a proud PISCES !
    We are adventurous we like trying new things we are Positive and we Looove spreading joy and happiness a Pisces likes helping others and be there to them , a Pisces has the ability to talk to anybody anywhere ,Cause they’re Friendly and easy to talk to,humanitarian and indulgent,Focused on too many goals to achieve all at the same time .
    And YES we know when someone is trying to use us or being nice Only to take something they need from us , we are Emotional and when Confronted we can turn to a Beast in No time .
    A Pisces is Trustworthy and knows who to trust but sometimes chooses to just say it all Just because they don’t care in someone knowing things about them or not !
    Go do some more researches before u come in here and start Sanctifying some Zodiacs cause they screwed u over and putting some down Cause they just never cared about your Bluffing ?
    Peace ✌️ up

    • Elisa on November 25, 2017 at 4:24 pm

      SO TRUEEEE(I am a Pisces 2)

  25. Jade on September 12, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    Y is it bad to be out of ordinary? Y do Aquarius have to act like someone there not? Y is it that u think parts of that paragraph is true? Y can’t we take certain parts as a compliment? Y is it that we would not want to be around the person we chose to marry? Tell me the answer.

  26. sophia on September 18, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    Aquarius is the superior sign. Weird actually just means “real” which that is what we are

    • jenna on January 13, 2018 at 2:28 pm

      aquarius are the worst people on the planet. Silent treatment cold immature its like they getting pleasure in punishing people with these acts. Oh my and the cheating is the best they lie cheat to your face over and over. I am Pisces been with Aquarius for 8 years 8 years of pure HELL and rollercoaster rides non stop. These people should never be in a relationship

      • Luna on July 7, 2018 at 10:40 am

        Why are you still with him? He obviously is not happy with you if he’s giving you the silent treatment, nor you him.
        We prefer friends who (I.E people who take nothing and both give. To enjoy one another. Equals. The ideal friendship)
        Be open to his face please.

  27. manish on September 22, 2017 at 10:13 am

    Real zodiac sign is the moon sign.. which represents inner nature

    • KMS on September 22, 2017 at 8:50 pm

      So am I the only one who noticed that Grannies are dissed in every one of these descriptions? Watch out Grannies, any one of your grandchildren could be out to get you. Take it from a boring Cappy, we notice sh*t.

  28. ThePaganSun on September 30, 2017 at 8:09 am

    Ok.. Yes, we Leo’s have faults. You forgot to mention we also have a vicious temper. But astrologers need to STOP comparing us to kittens or saying stupid crap like “our bark is worse than our bite.”

    We are fierce, aggressive, powerful LIONS and should be treated and described as such! We were the ONLY sign that was categorized as both bestial (prefers primal instincts over higher reasoning) and fully feral (capableof savage and destructive behavior when angered).

    In comparison, Aries was only bestial, Sagittarius was only half feral, and “big bad” Scorpio was only mute (difficulty communicating its feelings properly).

    Just as you didn’t describe Aries as “basically a lamb,” Taurus as “basically a calf,” Scorpio as “basically a harmless spider;” so too should you respect the sign of Leo enough to not call him anything but the regal and powerful LION it is.

    And lions do not bark, but ROAR. And their bite is indeed even WORSE. They can tear their prey apart. So people need to think twice before upsetting them. ?

    • Annie Z. on December 23, 2017 at 4:32 pm

      Wow… as an Aries, I don’t know whether I should be offended, but I probably shouldn’t be. This article was meant to bring out the bad parts of all signs, and while I understand not everything was right, if you want to go somewhere to feed your ego, this is certainly not the place. Find another website that feeds your “bestial and feral” ego. Please do not insult other signs. Thank you!

  29. Blueocean on October 13, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    I am a pisces and the humor is hilarious. I love it. BUT , that aint too true. When i was a kid i was like that big now im the total opposite of everything. I dont need to say im a user or manipulative to make myself look stronger. I can be a nice person but to people i love and trust. It general i have no friends because i dont like people and i will not take any shit from anybody not even my fiance or family. I feel as though lifes challenges made me a tough cookie as well as being done over as a child. I do struggle with confrontation but i have an absolutely bad temper that if i encounter it, that person will never want to talk to me again. Even my fiance it scares him and hes a very strong 6″4″ ex football player. My shit is very intense and emotional worse than an aries. But im much more relaxed and calmer then one. Its more like when i try and avoid stupid situations and dummy minded people, and try to stay to myself in peace, bullshit comes my way and i want to kill a MF because you are intruding and interrupting my happiness with your stupidity. Yes. Im a loner and im happiest that way. U fuck me over, then i will ice you AND i hold grudges but since im a chameleon, it doesn’t really affect me, im just done with you. When i look at you and remember the upset and shake up u gave me, thats enough to stay away and IM HAPPY AS FUCK. Another fucker down =MORE PEACE . LOL. Some pisces can be fucked up like this article but hey everybody has a downside. But it depends on your life and experiences. For sure. I say leave me alone , but if u like confrontation for fun and bullying reasons, i will haunt you and make sure i am creative about it, use my skills , my bad manipulative skills and make u feel like slime and im also very stubborn more than a Taurus. Thats my fiance and he tells me that. Yes i will not budge and will throw away a solid relationship FOR PEACE. Pisces, just BE NICE TO US AND WE WILL BE NICE AND LET LIVE. PERIOD. Please dont try and cling to us or build structures around us, lets us flow and suggest or never see us again and WE ARE OKAY WITH THAT. If you dont care, that really wont affect us because one more fucker gone = extra time for PEACE AND SERENITY. At least that is how i am as a 34 year old pisces woman who cares for animals for a living.

  30. Blueocean on October 13, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    I also have nothing really bad to say about other zodiacs. As a pisces i do really like aquarius, geminis( THE MEN) , Aries and some scorpios. I dont really enjoy people who are dull, boring, serious, conservative, cold , nitpicking, overly logical, rigid, structured, materialistic , money and power hungry, insensitive and not deep. Rather not talk to these folks.But the signs i mentioned i had lots of free fun with and happy times and the sad times with these signs never last because of the optimism..Now on other hand scorpio s can be dark but they have a extremely deep emotional spiritual depth that not any other sign can match me in. Only scorpio. They are soo deep that i dont feel like im the only one on the fucking planet.
    But as i said in my other comment, im a loner by choice and i enjoy it. Had many friends but now in my life i enjoy being by myself. Only my other half understands that cus pisces needs lots of alone time. I got one thing to say, capricorns have good traits but they are way too cold. How can u live a life of feeling cold and being that way. That would hurt my spirit. Im an animal caretaker so that wouldnt work. A horse might attack me because of karma from being soo damn cold. Wheres the heart at, in the freezer hibernating for the right person to break the ice and suffer greatly at the same time. They are like working dogs like huskeys. Put them in a factory and thats it . Robots ? Cant be. Lol. Its okay to show that you are human. God gave you feelings and emotions for a reason. If you discard them or suppress them, money will not replace that, u can convince yourself it will. Denial is the foundation of depression dear capricorns. But you all are not that way. Thank god. Whos going to make the wife and family money. Lol. Just kidding.

  31. Aria on October 16, 2017 at 7:03 am

    I had to laugh at all these descriptions. They are taken to the very extreme range of the bad sides of each sign. I’m a Taurus & my hubby is a Libra. It’s true I like the finer things in life but within reason. I buy what I can afford and I’m not a snob. I’m also not rich. Hubby as a libra does have a hard time making decisions but he’s not that bad. Same for all the other signs of people that I know. I realize the article was probably written to be dramatic but it ridiculous how bad you make everyone sound. All I could do was laugh.

    • Kelli on October 16, 2017 at 10:21 am


  32. Shay on October 16, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    I am an Aries female.. lol We are definitely not selfish. I mean . .we can be, but thats very rarely and it depends on the situation. If we ever are, its for good reason but for the most part we HATE selfish people if anything because we are so kind and generous and really love people to death and care about them. We just don’t really know how to express those feelings because its so sentimental and mushy and awkward? but every now and again we DO try or HAVE tried before and when we do, we get weird looks or reactions (I feel) , which is enough to make us not even wanna try and express those kind of feelings ever again.

    We should have been on the list for the most moody. Our mood changes like crazy sometimes it feels like we are always on our period. The slightest bit of boredom could ruin everything anywhere, anytime. We do hate that we get bored so quickly but we can’t help it. It’s a very unbearable feeling that is enough to make us wanna go crazy.

  33. EliBrooks on October 20, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Noticed a funny thing on the comment section: all Aquarians are laughing like crazy while all the Cappricorns are soooo mad at you and your post saying it’s offensive hahahaha. They defo lack of humor. XD

    • Immortal Rose on November 1, 2019 at 10:44 pm

      I am honestly sick and tired of everyone attacking Aries.if our worst trait is not backing down from and argument where we believe we are right,how about the thieves,the greedy,the conceited,the liars,the promiscouos,the selfish,the weiredos,the gossips of the zodiac ,please just leave us be,there is worse things to be than argumentative.The problem with most of you is you are too timid to speak your mind and therefore think you are better human biengs

  34. Atlantis on October 22, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Why are ppl soo sensitive?? Ug

  35. Atlantis on October 22, 2017 at 3:36 pm

    Why are ppl soo sensitive?? Ug

  36. Happiness on October 23, 2017 at 4:52 pm

    I am so happy I got here today! I am
    Leo and damm all you said is right about us. But how dare you take credit for our deeds ?

  37. nikki on October 24, 2017 at 2:02 am

    These truths are hilarious! A friendless, stingy Cap here, lol! everyone knows these are general and for fun, recommend doing a birthchart to discover all the aspects of each sign which we all have in our chart.

  38. Rachel Bowskill on October 27, 2017 at 3:41 pm

    Absolutely brilliant. Loved it x

  39. Jim_jones on November 3, 2017 at 12:10 am

    As a Capricorn who can be a boring shut in who likes it that way, I concur. I work hard, but not that smart.

    I find Sagittarius males and females to be vastly different to each other. The males are the overbearing narcissist playboys in practically every case. I can pick them with ease. The ladies, well I’ve never had a real problem with them at all. Quite lovely and considerate really.

    Also Pisces are an enigma. They are lovely inside and out until the novelty wears off or you wear out your welcome. Then you become the doormat.

  40. Poppy on November 10, 2017 at 4:40 pm

    I have a Piscean friend. She is horrible. So overdramatic. I can’t stand her. She gets offended by everything and says the most hateful things. She hates everything. It’s so tiring.

  41. QT on November 13, 2017 at 5:19 am

    I’ve been looking for this book I bought once a few years ago, it’s called something like “My fucked up astrology sign” but I CANT find it anymore! What happened?! When I typed in a few sentences I remembered from the book I came across this site. Did you happen to write that book? Or do you know where I can find it? Thank you SO much! I love your site btw ;-p

  42. lnm on November 17, 2017 at 6:30 pm

    We r all nutshells….

  43. Hexenbeest on November 19, 2017 at 5:33 am

    I reckon the snake in the Garden of Eden was either a Scorpio or Aries. Need I say more?
    Aquarians are the most self-centred and self-pitying. Nobody else matters.
    Cancerians so temperamental they could turn on a sixpence (old English money).
    Virgos the most intolerant.
    Taurians the bossiest and most controlling verging on dictatorship. When they sulk everyone suffers.

  44. Choco Taco on November 20, 2017 at 1:07 pm

    All signs are garbage because all people are garbage. This made me laugh.

  45. Megan on November 27, 2017 at 1:11 am

    I am a Capricorn. I highly dislike money and im not very materialistic.

  46. Vic on December 9, 2017 at 7:09 pm

    So true what you said about Pisces, they can be sentimental but they are really manipulative and dark on the inside.

    I hate Sag, just selfish people with ego problems. I have Libra friends which couldn’t be more superficial, one of them is all for the showing, image, she’s so annoying.

    And I couldn’t agree more on Virgos: they might look like the holy saint but once you get to know them…bam!

  47. Eve on December 9, 2017 at 9:16 pm

    I’m a Taurus and I do have to admit I’m stubborn at times but not as bad as you say we are. Also I’m not materialistic at all. I give my clothes to homeless shelters all the time and I would always think of some else’s need than mine. I love change! I dislike daily routines! You do have the money part right! Except selling my grandma to the homeless. I’d let her live with me throughout her life time.

  48. A Scorpio person on December 10, 2017 at 3:47 am

    Scorpios are not blabbermouths! The only blabb on you if you did it about five times to them. Just someone who happens to be a Scorpio told everyone about your secret doesn’t mean we all do that. Remember that there isn’t just 12 people in this world.

  49. Cme on December 16, 2017 at 7:35 am

    This is exactly how I feel. This was to accurate. I just hate it’s all true. But the best way to put it is. We could be your best friend or your worst enemy. There’s really no in between. And yes We are crazy.

    • Cme on December 16, 2017 at 7:37 am

      Oh yeah ( Picses)

  50. Meavey on December 20, 2017 at 5:51 am

    As a capricorn I always agree with half of the things written but man you have just crushed me, I’m a hard worker but I’m for sure not friendless, pennypinching or as boring as you say. Nice article though it’s nice to see the negatives put forward too

    • Horse woman with arrows on December 20, 2017 at 11:08 am

      Interesting and amusing reading. I’m currently being shafted by an ex friend Gemini bitch. She’s telling everyone my personal and private secrets I’ve shared with her before she was disloyal to me once too often and I ditched her. Most of it is fantasy and lies because there’s not much to tell. I’m a saggy but can keep any secret I’m told, even under threat of torture. I notice only 2 other saggies responded to this post. Is it because we don’t give a shit? I hope so.

      • horsey on February 10, 2019 at 4:46 pm

        im a sag
        i have a gemini mother and she gets so mad right after she was so nice to me. she can switch attitudes like a light and she can stretch the truth. she tells her friends if i write stuff when im mad, cuz i get mad easily, like ‘she never does what she promises’. AND I CAN DEF keep a secret

  51. Baka on December 21, 2017 at 9:43 pm

    I am a Cancer and I am actually proud of my crabbiness and some people see me and call me a Scorpio because I look “vicious or mysterious”. I don’t consider this to be an accurate reading. I think the main things with Cancers are the following..
    •Hiding emotions and when in fights it all spills when they reach their breaking point.
    •Clingy to their lovers and because of this it often causes fights.
    •Sometimes tries a little too hard.
    •Can cause themselves to get in trouble by their obsession to win fights against people and they don’t care who it is. Ranging from their enemy to their own mother.

  52. Annie Z. on December 23, 2017 at 4:25 pm

    Umm… I usually like reading these, but this one seemed a bit off to me. I’m an Aries, and I know we can be selfish and arrogant, but I noticed while reading that you complimented almost everyone else. Except maybe the capricorns. You threw in some good stuff for everyone else, but maybe you forgot a line about Aries and Capricorns. Also, not all of us are like that. Other than that one thing, I loved this article! Most of it was really accurate!

  53. PiecesPerson on December 25, 2017 at 10:11 am

    This was very offensive. It was not very kind either. Whoever posted this was a brat. I dont know how people loved this or liked this .But i really dont care because i know its just a stupid person making people hate theirself.

  54. Marie S on December 28, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    I loved reading what u wrote about all 12 signs…spot on and I really got a laught today .. home sick.. I am a Scorpio … this is sooo true… I am drawen to a Aqua man and a Crab man… what u said is sooo spot on about the Aqua … the Crab mostly …however he is not cheap … spends money like crazy sooo generous w his family and friends!
    Looking forward to a 12 months pros post on all the signs next!
    Happy New Year!

  55. Anussy on December 29, 2017 at 11:56 am

    Enjoyed Leo and Taurus the most, then Aquarius and Gemini.

  56. Wumulec on January 3, 2018 at 5:01 am

    I am a Scorpio and my bestie for life is a Leo. Our egos match each other. Love this article. As cartoonish as the representations of the signs come off here, most of it is probably true. :V

  57. Thapelo on January 3, 2018 at 5:22 am

    Truthful zodiac analysis ever… I like the way every zodiac sign’s wolf side is displayed right on our faces. Thank you for such truthful findings.

    • jenna on January 13, 2018 at 2:46 pm

      Aquarius are the worst people on the planet. Silent treatment cold immature its like they getting pleasure in punishing people with these acts. Oh my and the cheating is the best they lie cheat to your face over and over. I am Pisces been with Aquarius for 8 years 8 years of pure HELL and rollercoaster rides non stop. These people should never be in a relationship its a total mental game one cannot win.

      Gemini not that bad at all I was married to one for over 2 decades its like a Pisces and Gemini becomes a team. Problem is that Gemini is bossy and they DO stray but again AQUARIUS males stray all the time its a given guaranteed and have major trust issues thus where the immature SILENT TREATMENT comes in or the so called constant need for SPACE. What I experienced was Aquarius men cannot bond closely everything is shallow anything more than that they need SPACE quick secret flings are their thing. Hopefully not all of them but here it was the case. What was written in this article EVERYTHING IS TRUE ABOUT AQUARIUS the person only forgot to mention their 100 percent disloyalty and unfaithfulness. Why did I come to this conclusion cause this Aquarius male cheated on his ex wife too multiple times as well as all the girls before me. Yet I fell hard for him as they are good charmers IN THE BEGINNING but the worst communicators on the planet.

      Scorpion is spot on. My kids are all Scorpions

  58. cecilia peach on January 4, 2018 at 2:41 pm

    i love mines is boring and to depressing

  59. Fatuma Khan on January 11, 2018 at 2:58 am

    I am a gemini & yes i find the writing on geminis very exhilirating & funny but i actually dont care re anyone else’s opinion because i am & i know i am the BEST !!

  60. Elisabeth on January 13, 2018 at 7:19 pm

    The best thing about me being a LEO right now is that the only thing that is true on here about LEO’S is that we are bossy , she just forgot to mention that we are bossy for all the RIGHT REASONS…

  61. Ashley Marie on January 20, 2018 at 7:35 pm

    I have Pisces moon, Pisces ascendant/rising, as well as Jupiter in Pisces. I can honestly say that as someone who is full aware of Pisces’ traits that could be considered a downside, (i mean, Pisces is after all, the sign of self undoing) they aren’t however, stupid. It sort of contradicts itself, pointing out their stupidity while encouraging their talents with intuition.

  62. Trinty on January 26, 2018 at 1:08 pm

    I am a pisces….

  63. sri on February 8, 2018 at 10:24 am

    The pic u have potrayed is really in contrast with Taureans nature, And really r not tht greedy or materialistic, Everybody loves money and riches , not us alone, Where there is riches every1 gets attracted. Ppl in general keep floating unnecessary rumors and tales without any evidence, its so unfortunate, I have to put up with so many creepy things. God knows when will I be free of this non sense in my life. No communication but too many stories propagated.Thanks to the Taurean Patience and Determination that keeps us afloat, No scope for self defence as we r not influential. Thank u God for a experience of a life time.

  64. T3CHN0_R4PT0R on March 2, 2018 at 9:51 am

    Lmao only aquarius can write about aquarius no one knows enough about them, their manipulative con artists when their shadow side starts to show through and their damn good at it too

  65. T3CHN0_R4PT0R on March 2, 2018 at 9:51 am

    Lmao only aquarius can write about aquarius no one knows enough about them, their manipulative con artists when their shadow side starts to show through and they’re damn good at it too

  66. WildVirgo on March 5, 2018 at 7:54 am

    Well you nailed the cleaning & service part. I seriously can’t help it, give me a junk drawer to organize & I’m in heaven. The hypochondriac is 1/2 true. I hate doctors & rarely go, but WebMD was obviously written just for Virgos. The part I strongly disagree w/is the boring. My friends worry when they’re w/Me because they know I’m up for anything & I thrive on adventure. Skydiving, rock climbing, underground parties, nude beaches, road trips w/maps & no destination are my thing. I’ve yet to find anyone that can keep up with my adventures. So I’m the opposite of boring

  67. GrizzyLyn on March 15, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    This was not only hilarious, but dead on!! My husband is a Virgo… and he is one mean, defensive whine-ass. I wish I could live up to everything that he does that is MY fault. Somehow, I have the power to do things that make HIM do whatever it is that I have confronted him about. LMAO. I am a Gemini. Besides the gossip trait (I loathe gossip and people who gossip)… The rest was quite accurate. Thanks for the interesting and amusing read.

    • Kelli on March 15, 2018 at 2:34 pm

      LOL…thank YOU for the laugh! 🙂

  68. A on March 16, 2018 at 11:05 pm

    There’s a really cruel side to pisces. They can be a total opposite of those things as well.

  69. Kate on March 18, 2018 at 6:16 pm

    I find many Libras to be extremely prideful and like to be ‘top dog’…more competitive than they like people to think too. Many Capricorns are just too wrapped up in themselves to ask questions or take any real interest in others…they can be so controlling and harsh def their way or the highway. Cancerians have a mean streak, they can be jealous, spiteful entitled selfish brats. Cancer is the biggest POWER TRIPPER of them all!!!

  70. Skips22 on March 20, 2018 at 10:19 am

    Sincerely i doesn’t agree with the capricorn
    Personally i have many friends and they really like to pass time with me
    Im not obsessed with money

    But i must agree that some points are valid ✌

  71. GemsunpisceACcapmoon on March 20, 2018 at 11:59 am

    Oh my goodness you nailed it, all of em! Im impressed by how accurate it all is because I know many signs and I love astrology. It’s funny how people get offended and disagree like denial much. This is only if the negative aspects of your sign have got a hold of you and generally these things are probably which each sign is meant to overcome in their lifetime. Since we all have a variety of signs in our chart influencing us it makes life very exciting and flavourful and that’s what life is all about. My pisce rising makes me super sensitive and empathetic also intuitive. Also addicted to escaping drug of choice what do you got? Lol My gemini sun makes me not shut up more often than not like I’m sure most people in my life just naturally tune my voice out at this point haha and much more but I wont get into it. I’ll bookmark this page so I can read it to every sign I know to see how aware of themselves they are haha thank you for this I got a kick out of it?

  72. Julie on April 3, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    ??????Lmao I just can’t stop laughing while reading .Its been 3:50 and am still awake and reading this article.Hahaha I am amused by your post???

    • gabriel mustin on December 31, 2018 at 10:38 am

      So you’re an earth sign

  73. Seagull on April 4, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    Aries -Selfish
    Taurus – money minded
    Gemini – talkative
    Cancer – home lovers
    Leo – Show off
    Virgo – logical
    Libra – diplomatic
    Scorpio- secretive
    Sagittarius- open minded
    Capricorn- success oriented
    Aquarius- eccentric
    Pisces – emotional

  74. Blaire on June 12, 2018 at 11:30 am

    Pretty much your generic half-assed descriptions. Did you even really tried? Just to lure traffic of course, can’t blame you though.

  75. Lulu Chelor on July 19, 2018 at 1:37 am

    Yooo!! This was sooo on point … You did that Kelli ….Good read and I mean that literally ?

  76. Pink on July 21, 2018 at 8:04 am

    I’m a gemini and some of them are true but the gossip part are not. In my group of friends I am the one who stop gossiping. So that part are inaccurate.

  77. Sherrie on July 30, 2018 at 12:37 am


  78. Fatima on August 29, 2018 at 7:33 am

    omg this is soo not true about taurus. Who the hell said we are materialistic and money loving??
    Tbh they are far from these things. Taurus are dull??? Come on they are adventures and awesome people….

  79. Jumanji on August 29, 2018 at 9:26 am

    Yep nailed Aries – I am an Aries female living with an Aries male who is strictly platonic friend . Its an eye opener to see the difference in the sexes. The description for Aries above pretty much for the guy – I have 3 Aries in my family and they all the same – but we females seem to be cut from a different cloth – though yes, I agree about the temper thing – I can go from 0 to 100 in 2 seconds flat so can my male conterpart.

    I also agree with love or potential love interests we can be impulsive but females arew more considerate than our male counterparts. The guys are pure dogs in heat! They have many women, cheating, lying, cunning (having many women on the go at different times) and quite adept at hiding it and will lie boldly to your face about it.

    I observe my housemate and I am pretty disgusted and really feel sorry for all the girls he’s stringing along but then again – as a woman if you show up between 12 midnight and 2:00am then you booty call and should not expect anything from this guy. He thinks I don’t notice / hear different women coming and going at different times – PLEASE – I am Aries like him and very observant – I may not let you cotton on that I know what your doing but when I am ready I will drop what I know in casul conversation.

    I can also add for the male Aries that not generous and can be quite stingy unless its a potential love interest/ victim – we women are very generous regardless of if your a love interest or not.

    As an Aries woman having a Aries housemate I would not willingly date a male Aries.

  80. Mario Di Aquario on October 9, 2018 at 11:22 am

    Aw come on….Oprah is an Aquarius. So is my dad and he is mr Empathy himself! Its so mean, Aquarius always gets the worst rap.

  81. sue on November 25, 2018 at 7:01 pm

    not true piesces are so fake and play victim infront everybody also don’t know why they are not in the LIERS group also (i don’t know if one word they sre say is true -i never really listen to them) Back stubbers Pisces is the most powerful sign….sooo….


  82. Madelyn on March 1, 2019 at 10:43 pm

    Hi I’m an Aquarius and what you said about me being weird is true but most people love that about me because I live by my own rules I care so I stick up for People but I stick up for my self if I’m being rubbed off the wrong way I won’t care who it is but you have to understand is that every aqaurius has they’re own way of doing things but they only do it for the better so pls don’t treat it like its a bad thing when you probably have never been put in there place and position and have had that personality other wise its just plain critical but heres the thing I don’t feel comfortable with aqauntices I feel so much better with my to bffs in the entire

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  83. Jo on August 18, 2019 at 12:17 am

    Now I Understand why my partner (Aries) and I (Virgo) have spent the last 16 years married – we have always worked on the ‘He’s always right’ and ‘I’m never wrong’ principle …..exhausting, but never boring…….


  84. HL on November 1, 2019 at 11:18 am

    Lol @ all the pressed Pisces in the comment section. Hypersensitive much? The article dragged EVERY sign. Calm your fish tits. Jesus Christ. You guys are ridiculous.

  85. Immortal Rose on November 1, 2019 at 10:30 pm

    I am honestly sick and tired of everyone attacking Aries.if our worst trait is not backing down from and argument where we believe we are right,how about the thieves,the greedy,the conceited,the liars,the promiscouos,the selfish,the weiredos,the gossips of the zodiac ,please just leave us be,there is worse things to be than argumentative.The problem with most of you is you are too timid to speak your mind and therefore think you are better human biengs

  86. Immortal Rose on November 1, 2019 at 10:33 pm

    And by the way,Aquarius is the worst star sign,selfish and evil,hiding behind the “I’m unique” facade🙄

  87. Anne on November 21, 2019 at 12:41 am

    OMG!!! So true for all but not every sign in the extreme sense. I’m Leo with Scorpio moon Virgo rising and near Cancer and it’s true I can be a kitten or a Lion don’t get me on my bad days the extremist has not been in control most of my life but if anyone threatens the ones I love, just have good health insurance. Pisces and Gemini drive me absolutely nuts but I love them anyway LOL! I know enough not to marry one. Taurus is my fave a little stubborn yes but I’d rather have someone with conviction and better with money than I am. They are the sweetest venus ruled people on the planet so cute! I respect and admire something in all the signs. It’s easier to find fault and no one can use you unless you allow it. I need to mention something on Capricorn who are the hardest workers stop and smell the flowers once in a while and let a Leo person give you a little sunshine in your life over look their ostentation and they will ignore your tyranny. LOL, Sorry Cappy loosen up! You did a great job entertaining. i am certain that you expected this feed back. Anne.

  88. Oliver Smith on December 11, 2019 at 2:37 am

    Hey…Great Content…Keep it Up…

  89. LB on December 12, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    well according to this im a psychopath lmfao!!!!!!!

  90. LB on December 12, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    Sun: Pisces
    Moon: Cancer
    Rising: Leo

    Well…….hahaha aint I original

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