The Ugly Truth About the Signs

Kelli Fox
The Ugly Truth About the Signs

Have you ever encountered a stubborn Taurus or a brassy Leo? How about a sneaky Scorpio or a playboy Sagittarius? Do any of these undesirable characteristics ring a bell? Each sign has a positive side as well as a negative one. The not so nice characteristics are the ones we can grow and learn from, particularly when it's someone else who's rubbing us the wrong way. Once we gain an understanding of where someone is coming from it's easier to have empathy and understanding. For now, let's take a fun poke at your sign and their not so charming traits!

Aries

This sign is the most selfish of the zodiac. The ram is independent by nature and doesn't give much of a hoot about anyone else…and why should they? According to them, there’re numero uno. They also think they’re a natural born leader but others probably find them dictatorial and overbearing at best.

The Aries ego has its own zip and their impatience is legendary – just ask their latest victims who bore the brunt of their temper because they had to wait in line at the post office. OK, fair’s fair, everyone gets a little ticked off about that one but the difference is that Aries is always the one causing a scene or storming off in a huff especially when they don’t get their own way. How dare anyone keep them waiting!

The Ram is aggressive and competitive by nature and will crawl over their sick granny to get to the finish line first. They have to win at any cost. They’re headstrong and a know-it-all and if proven wrong will keep arguing the point until they get bored – which tends to happen a lot. Not one for follow through although on the plus side this sign rarely holds a grudge.

They’re the love ‘em and leave ‘em type and operate on impulse. Known as a heart-breaker, they’re enthusiastic…at first and then they’re onto their next conquest before sunrise. Aries gets bored easily and not much can hold their attention. They’re not good with follow up and routine drives them around the bend. That’s right, this is the sign of independence and spontaneity, aka ‘the player.’ Some might call it courage but others call it foolhardy. Some may call it honesty yet others call it tactless. To sum it all up, Aries is the sign of chutzpah!

Taurus

The Bull is the most stubborn of the zodiac. Once they set their mind on something there’s no turning back or turning them around or nitpicking them or prodding– even an inch. They’ll just keep plodding along until they get to where they want to go. Heaven forbid anyone who gets in their way as they'll be trampled under that sheer force of will. Rigidity is their middle name.

Taurus rules money and possessions and they like to have a lot of both. There's nothing wrong with that except they’d sell their granny to the old age home just to make a buck. They are self-indulgent and snobby and prefer the good life – only the best will do and certainly no cheap imitations - well maybe as gifts for others but certainly not for them!

Bulls tend to think of themselves as a food critic and will gorge in 5 star restaurants on a constant basis because many of them can afford it. They like routine and can get very upset if something in their daily life changes. Comfort and security are what makes them tick. They are the ultimate snob and will look down upon others if their standards are not met.

Sometimes, this sign can be quite dull and certainly not the life of the party. They’re a stick in the mud but that’s just fine by them. Anyway, who wants to be bothered partying all night when you can spend your time at home counting your money, tallying up your net worth and sorting through your designer clothes – nothing is more exciting!

The biggest turn on for Taurus is lying on satin sheets, ringing a bell for Alfred the butler to bring the finest champagne and chocolate dipped strawberries. This will be followed by a luxurious massage and bubble bath, of course attended by Alfred.

Gemini

This sign is the biggest gossip of the zodiac. Gemini is as nosy as Mrs Kravitz and they just can’t be trusted to keep a secret. They come across as a know-it-all but if someone were to dig just beneath the surface they’d discover that Gemini is only repeating the latest Twitter trends. They’re a jack of all trades but a master at none.

Theirs is the sign of the Twins because they can be two-faced and slippery when they want to be. They’re very good at stretching the truth. They are a fine manipulator and can weasel their way out of just about anything yet still be in the confines of the law. They like the sound of their own voice and can talk endlessly about not very much at all. Gemini certainly has the ‘gift of the gab.’

Gemini really is very clever and can come across as very eloquent and educated even if they left college with one semester to finish and now have a lifetime of student loans to pay off and no immediate job prospects. Partying is their MO but they prefer to call it networking. They consider themselves to be flexible but others would call it flaky. They have a reputation as a user and will run hot and cold on anyone in their social sphere.

The sign of the Twins gets bored easily, detests routine and would trade their grandmother in for a new one on a whim. They can be broad minded and what others (or their partner) would consider some serious flirting they would classify as harmless fun. They tend to see all sides of a situation which at times can get them into hot water. Some may unfairly have Gemini pegged as someone who cannot be trusted or the biggest con artist on this side of Tehran.

Cancer

This sign is the crabbiest of the zodiac. They’re famous for their moods which can last for days, weeks, months or even years. Cancer will hold a grudge which will continue through lifetimes. They also have the memory of an elephant. They tend to live in the past and some of them may even be stuck in long gone sentiment and distant memories which they relive over and over again.

Usually, they are a mama’s boy or daddy’s girl and their family has a stronghold over them. They tend to manipulate through guilt but only to those lucky chosen ones who are closest to them. They are naturally a mother hen and are clannish and protective of their tribe.

They are probably close to their grandmother and have a fond attachment to dead relatives. Their favorite pastime is cooking and gorging on food especially for traditional family meals. They will sulk if their efforts are not appreciated even if the rest of their family is sick of eating the lame family recipe year in, year out.

As a parent, they are a ‘smother mother’ or ‘helicopter’ type – never allowing their kids to gain the freedom they seek. That explains why Cancerian offspring pick colleges as far away from home as possible. Also a hoarder, the Crab can’t bear to throw anything away as everything they own has some sort of story or sentiment attached.

This sign is one of the most tenacious of all. Behind that weepy exterior lays a hard shell which is as tough as nails. They can turn on the water works just as fast as they can turn them off. They’re thrifty, no, make that stingy when it comes to finances. They’re a saver and not a spender so no matter how much money they have they will always enjoy clipping coupons and finding bargains.

Leo

Leo is the most bossy of the zodiac. They come across as confident and commanding when all eyes are on them but as soon as they’re not getting enough attention they'll throw a hissy fit. The Lion is a limelight hog and their vanity is legend. They are a natural show-off and won’t hesitate to boast to an adoring audience.

Theirs is the royal sign of the zodiac. They’re pompous and think they really are the king or queen while the rest of us mere servants are here to wait on them hand and foot. They are big snobs and can be extremely overbearing and arrogant. ‘Off with her head’ they’d secretly like to command when their granny doesn’t make their favorite meal to their liking.

Money can’t buy taste and Leo is known for lavish spending particularly on gaudy clothing and over the top jewelry and accessories which command the attention they crave. Their motto could be the famous PR slogan: “There’s no such thing as bad press.” As long as people are talking about them then they must be popular.

Leo is constantly seeking attention and will be best suited to a partner who doesn’t care for such things. Someone whom they can endlessly boss around and let Leo make all the decisions as well as take all the credit.

Their insecurities are insurmountable. They are also dictatorial, power-hungry and selfish. They’ll take credit for other’s ideas as if they were their own. They also have a strong drive to get to the top which will afford their fancy lifestyle and provide the power they seek. Their bark is worse than their bite but deep down they really are a kitten looking for its cream and a spot in the sun.

Virgo

This sign is the pettiest and most critical of the zodiac. They’re the epitome of a nag and drive others nuts with their constant nit-picking and fault finding. Virgo will notice and pay attention to things others find mundane and boring.

Virgo is the sign of service aka masochist. Who else likes to be bossed around and run around after others while constantly complaining – it makes no sense to the rest of us. Actually, complaining is their favorite pastime and they only feel loved when they’re picking up after those they love. They’re quite petty and seek perfection where none exists. Heaven help their long suffering partner – how do they put up with this sign? It's probably because Virgo cleans and picks up after them.

This is the sign of the virgin and of course we all know that’s because of their prudish ways. They come across like a holy saint but once the lights are off they are the devil in disguise. Many people don’t realize the shadow of this sign can be cheap, easy and slovenly. Looking at the flip side makes their complaining easier to live with.

Virgo is a constant worry wart which creates a nervous disposition. To counter-balance this they pop pills which they call 'vitamins' and the doctor’s waiting room is a home-away-from-home for this sign. Plain and simple, Virgo is a hypochondriac. In the guise of taking their grandmother, old neighbor or sick pet to the doctor they’ll add on a few more ailments to get the medication they need for their self-diagnosed problems.

Their stinginess is inexhaustible. They always seem to be counting their pennies and writing up budgets and to-do lists. They’re extremely fussy and actually kind of boring because they enjoy cleaning house, mopping the floors and ironing clothes etc…No task is too small or mundane to satisfy this fuss-budget sign.

Libra

This sign is the biggest liar of the zodiac – not intentionally but really just to spare someone’s feelings or make themselves look good. They don’t like to be confrontational so will stretch the truth when necessary. They’ll also butter someone up to get what they want – others call it sucking up but they like to think of the words 'diplomacy' and 'tact.'

They are definitely a big spender – even when they don’t have the moolah to cover costs. The more expensive the item the better as far as Libra is concerned. What’s a little credit card debt for something that makes you feel like a million bucks? Some would call Libra superficial but they know they’re worth every cent they spend on themselves and more. Designer labels just have a certain something they can’t explain.

They’re the type who only makes friends who can do things for them. Social contacts and connections they have plenty of and won’t hesitate to use them when it suits them. They hate to be alone and many of this sign will hook up with those below their social standing just so they have a warm body to keep them company on cold nights, anything with a pulse will do. They are extremely dependent and needy and can resort to taking telemarketing calls just so they can speak to someone on the other end.

Libra can be very wishy-washy and find it hard to make a decision – especially minor ones. There are so many choices and outcomes that they find it difficult to commit to just one. They also like to debate just for the fun of it. Showing off their superior intellectual capabilities is what provides endless amounts of cheap thrills. They do it in such an inoffensive way that their grandmother never knew what was coming.

Scorpio

This sign is the most despised of the zodiac…and no wonder! Scorpio is the sign of sex and if they’re not sleeping with their best friend’s lover then they’re plotting the moves for their next sexual conquest. If committed, they are extremely loyal to the point of being possessive and jealous and like to keep tabs on their partner at all times. Tracking devices and nanny cams were obviously invented by a Scorpio.

Obsessive by nature, Scorpio who will not stop until they get what they want and that includes stalking their ex online. Restraining orders aside, they can be paranoid and suspicious at the best of times. Revenge is sweet and anyone who crosses a Scorpio will face instant death from the sting of their famous tail which could come in the form of a dirty look or heavy breathing in an anonymous phone call.

With the level of intensity they have, they are often misunderstood. That dark, brooding nature of theirs should convey a depth of emotion rather than just a routine rotten mood. Why is it that people mistake their sense of humor as biting sarcasm? They tend to point out the obvious and prey on the weak. As soon as they smell fear they attack and won’t give up…ever, ever, ever – even after their granny has waved the white flag.

They’re an extremist so there’s no in-between for them. It’s either: black or white, right or wrong. They are as dominating as a pit bull in a dog park full of chihuahua’s and as stubborn as an ass. Once their mind is made up there’s no turning back even when they know the outcome will end in disaster. Someone once said ‘Scorpio prefers to be miserable in love.’ What does this mean?’ Who knows, it only makes sense to them!

Sagittarius

This sign is the boozer of the zodiac and their reputation for drinking and partying is the stuff urban legends are made of. It's all about having a good time…period. Never one to shy away from social gatherings they know how to liven up even the dullest of business meetings, work parties or family get-togethers. They have no restraint or ethics when it comes to the good times.

They spend money like there’s no tomorrow and are willing to take large gambles and huge risks which would make their grandmother turn over in her grave. They probably consider the large inheritance she left them to be partied away as quickly as possible rather than saved for a rainy day.

Always on their soapbox with their dogma, self-righteousness and fanatical ideals they focus on the big picture but lack the practical details to actually put their words into action. They have no self-restraint and suffer from ‘foot-in-mouth’ disease. They will blurt out the first thing that comes to mind without a second thought. In their book, the truth, no matter how painful must always be told.

Sagi needs freedom at all costs and probably has a black book as thick as the white pages. They are conceited and impulsive much like their half human half horse Sagittarian icon, the Centaur. The mythical Centaur loves to run around, has an athletic nature and is restless and active.

They can be clumsy, impatient and quick tempered although can get over their temper tantrums just as quickly. They wear their heart on their sleeve so those closest to them always know where they stand. They are big blabber mouths so never tell them a secret.

They love to travel and don’t mind either the fanciest or seediest locations as they feel it’s all an experience to be had. They can be gullible which makes them easy prey for con artists who appeal to their free-wheeling nature.

Capricorn

This sign is the most boring of the zodiac. While the rest of us are out having a good time Capricorn is working overtime and counting every penny toward their first billion. Nothing wrong with hard work and a long term plan but they’re a pinchpenny and would strong-arm their grandmother out of a buck if they could.

They are ruthless in their ambition and will not stop until they get what they want. They are fearful of being poor so can be stingy when it comes to the dosh. They are also resentful of those who are higher up the food chain than themselves. They are not very sympathetic towards others and will stick with relationships out of a sense of duty and obligation.

They are impressed by materialism and can be greedy and selfish when it comes to their stuff. They also have a suspicious nature and think everyone is out to get them. They secretly despise themselves and will create challenges and obstacles which they constantly need to overcome. They think success must come at a price otherwise they’ll never enjoy it which they wouldn’t anyway regardless of how it was accumulated.

They are a born pessimist and can be a downer on others. Ever wondered why Capricorn doesn't have any friends? They’re too depressing or boring to be around. They are conservative and don’t like to upset their routine. It’s like they were born old.

They are cautious and conservative by nature and are not one's to try anything new. They’re what others call a stick-in-the-mud. Their sense of responsibility and self-discipline is what fills them with a code of morals and standards that the rest of us could never aspire to or even want to for that matter!

Aquarius

This sign is weirdest of the zodiac. Many Aquarians would probably take this as a compliment but they shouldn't. They are detached and aloof and almost robotic when it comes to matters of the heart. It’s sort of like they don’t really have any emotion at all because they are so undemonstrative. It’s like they have been brought to this earth from another planet. Again, that’s not a compliment.

They are rebellious and can actually be a huge torment – never knowing when to stop the endless teasing and terrorizing of those closest to them. What they think is funny most people do not. They seem to care more about people who are not closest to them – at best what could be called acquaintances. Their loved ones need a thick skin to deal with their eccentric ways. Just ask any spouse of an Aquarian who will tell you the numerous times they were left to fend for themselves at a social event while their dearly beloved was off looking for the most interesting person in the place to mingle with. They need their freedom at all costs.

Many Aquarians are inventive and will come up with unique and useless innovations. The new and scientific really appeal to them and they never cease to show off what they consider their brilliance and originality.

They are stubborn and will do just about anything to prove their point – hammering even their poor old granny into submission when they think they’re right. They can be erratic and sometimes their behavior could get them committed. They are not materialistic and will tend to give away their money and possessions to humanitarian causes. Saving the world is what matters most to them and many of them believe they truly have the intellectual capabilities to do it. Aquarians are the classic know-it-all.

Pisces

This sign is the doormat of the zodiac. They attract the down and out’s and are suckers for anyone with a loser sign on their back. When the going gets tough they hit whatever can remove them from the mundane - drugs, alcohol, religion or food. They seek to escape the cold hard reality of life and prefer living life wearing rose colored glasses.

Pisces are romantics and have probably had their tender-heart broken on more than one occasion. They usually see only the good in others so are easily deceived and often deluded. They are extremely emotional and no doubt their friends call them a cry baby behind their back. Even their grandmother is probably sick and tired of their constant blabbering.

They have no clue when it comes to practical matters and are completely disorganized which means their life is a mess. They tend to hear voices and can be psychic…or is that psycho? They are self-sacrificing to the point of masochism and just about anyone or anything can pull at their heartstrings such as a homeless person needing a hot shower or an acquaintance wanting to lend a large sum of money. Tragedy moves them so they seek it out and take it on.

They are generous and not concerned with materialism so will be taken advantage of in money matters. They are a very charitable type and would think nothing of squandering their inheritance or holiday bonus money.

Their moods can range from euphoric to miserable in a matter of minutes. They are hypersensitive and pick up on others moods like a sponge. Some see their chameleon nature as insincere but it’s really that they’re impressionable and are easily led or taken for a fool.

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54 Comments

  1. salekxz on March 6, 2017 at 3:25 am

    hi my name is salekxz i am a *LEO*nardo i love your articles nice one keep it up

    • Happiness on August 19, 2017 at 1:04 am

      Pisces love money too and are not really nice people. Pisces will need you as long as they can use you.

      • Ras on August 29, 2017 at 7:16 pm

        What is the written about Pisces.. Is very true.. About them being lovely. loving not materialistic and self-sacrificing

        For you to feel like a Pisces finally got the balls to stand up to you… Or say anything back.. You had to have abused and manipulated them for a long time. in a disrespectful obvious and out not fashion..
        Long enough for them to formulate a plan
        And long enough for you to be so arrogant. to think that there would never be any retaliation.., or that the Pisces did not have it in them

      • Iante on October 13, 2017 at 5:57 pm

        Well that’s your opinion, and as me being a pieces and knowing what fellow, friends and peers tell me I disagree.

  2. Tom Thumb on March 13, 2017 at 7:44 am

    Pisces Are not As Dumb and naive As You Claim they R users and manipulators

    • pancho on March 15, 2017 at 10:14 pm

      It was very fun reading your more that accurate description of persons under the influence (zodiac).

      Thanks

      • Kelli Fox on March 16, 2017 at 9:28 am

        Thanks for getting the humor! I love all the signs but thought I’d just poke some fun in a very light-hearted way.

    • Nicole on March 18, 2017 at 6:52 am

      So true!!!! & once they drain you dry, they’re off to their next victim. Smh

    • Savvy on April 14, 2017 at 8:31 pm

      Don’t write off the whole Piscian group just because one Pisces screwed you over. That’s like saying all the one person under your zodiac sign is a spineless idiot so everyone else under that your sign is a spineless idiot too πŸ™„πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜’

    • Deshawn on April 23, 2017 at 12:44 pm

      Someone who cares for the needy and really is the light of the world gets confused for dumb and naive in a worldly sense. Those times is what makes them the most internally strong and resilient. #Piscesβ˜‰πŸ’―

  3. Lauren on March 18, 2017 at 9:54 pm

    I’m an Aquarius. When I read weirdest, I was like: Thank you. To be honest, I’m not that weird but I am quite weird but when it’s time to be serious I can be quite serious. It’s not a bad thing to have a weird/crazy side. Still, in my opinion the best sign is Aquarius since our bad feature is being weird. My mom and my brother are Scorpio and my father a Taurus. This is according to the zodiac signs.

    • Anne Marie on April 26, 2017 at 4:50 pm

      This is the best response ever!! I love it. That’s so Aquarian (?) of you dude. Beautifully put.

    • Angie on May 26, 2017 at 10:12 pm

      I’m an Aquarius and I agree with you I can get crazy at times and at important moments I get serious

  4. Fay jada on March 24, 2017 at 4:56 pm

    On pointπŸ‘πŸ˜Š

  5. Michael J. on March 27, 2017 at 7:50 pm

    Helped out a little. Just trying to figure out my women

    • Paul on April 6, 2017 at 11:15 pm

      Lol, all of the Earth zodiac signs have the same problem of being stingy, conservative, and bland.

      I’m Virgo, but I’m screaming for some excitement in my life! Aries, Leo, Pisces, Aquarius, Gemini, help me be more wild!!

      • Kelli Fox on April 7, 2017 at 8:35 am

        Be careful what you wish for! πŸ™‚

  6. Alizay on April 25, 2017 at 8:32 am

    Cancers are not bad they are honest people

  7. Ghk on May 5, 2017 at 4:42 pm

    I tarus i am stborn

  8. Libra on May 15, 2017 at 7:22 am

    I’m a Libra & well it’s is hard for me to make decisions sometimes not gonna lie πŸ’€ But I am not a big liar , at all , i have lied , everyone has but I don’t lie constantly & im definitely not dependent , I rather do things myself

  9. Steph on May 16, 2017 at 1:28 pm

    Haha so funny!! I am an Aries and it’s so true I can’t hold a grudge, I completely forget I supposed to be mad at someone and just start talking to them like nothing happened LMAO…. I honestly could care less about it, I said what I wanted to say so I’m good 😜

    My husband of 9 years is Aquarius, definitely not one to open up emotionally, not one to tell you all the reasons why they love you… But last night I was so sick and he came home after working 11 hours with 3 different types of medicine for me, so worried and took care of me all night! I πŸ’˜ my Aquarius! Would take a bullet for me without a second thought… Just because they don’t show it doesn’t mean they don’t love deeply!

    Oh my goodness you hit the nail on the head with Taurus, my mom is so stubborn almost childlike when it comes to getting what she wants! She cracks me up tho such a shiester, walks into my uncles house and offers to do his dishes for him…for $10 lol

  10. JC on May 19, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    Im an Aries and it was on point.

  11. Stem Queen on May 24, 2017 at 5:54 am

    So not true about Capricorn. That was horrible. I would rather struggle than accept anything from anyone. Wtf was that description about?? You have us mixes up with Taurus.

    • Ann on August 3, 2017 at 7:35 pm

      Agree, I never ask for anything and I am not boring. Matter of fact I hate being bored and I like to try new things things, and getting out, I rather be outside rather than staying home.

  12. I dunno y this is required lol on May 26, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    You made us Tauruses look like rich snobs lol, I am poor irl but whatever its cool…

    I’m honestly more like Pisces irl tbh (well because I have Pisces moon maybe)

    yeah..

    My Info just cuz:
    Birthday- May 20th, 1998
    Zodiac- Taurus/Gemini Cusp
    Chinese Zodiac- Tiger
    Rising Sign- Virgo
    Moon Sign- Pisces
    Venus Sign- Aries

    Yeah :)) I’m also an emotional little cry baby ahaha..

    • Theresa Ong on July 18, 2017 at 2:54 pm

      There is no such thing as a cusp. Your Sun sign depends upon which sign the Sun was in at the moment of your birth. You can look up the exact day of your birth in an ephemeris.

  13. XxChiChixX on June 2, 2017 at 7:59 am

    My zodiac sign is Libra…. sooooo im a big liar? ok the last time i lied was when i was 3 lol

  14. Hakuame on June 6, 2017 at 10:01 am

    And you’re right burgers are very very perceptive but you could have put in any kind of nice qualities of a Virgo like the loving selfless compassion that they can provide, or the fact that Virgos are the most sexually interesting in kinky of all signs or that we’re the most intelligent I don’t know you’re right though it is a cursed always worry and wonder.

  15. yaiphhaba khaidem on June 9, 2017 at 11:59 pm

    I am a libra man I always care for the feelings of others so I sometimes lied to them but it is for good purpose.

    • Tata on June 12, 2017 at 10:46 pm

      I do not agree with you at all. I born on January 20th, and I’m between Capri and Aquarius. I’m not stingy by any means, or boring. I spend money and not pennies on the people I love the most and I’m always planing and doing trips, expensive ones because I want the best for me and my family. I get bored very Easily and I considered my life as an adventure. Yes, I’m ambitious but, I won’t step down on people to get what I want. You know not every description fits every one because all of us are the product of different cultures, family and life experiences.

      • Jaimiedoc on June 15, 2017 at 3:44 pm

        I’m freaking Scorpio!!! Does that mean that I am dirty minded?

        • Gia on September 26, 2017 at 4:40 pm

          You tell us

  16. Butter on June 17, 2017 at 8:26 am

    I will have to disagree with you on LEO taking credit for other people’s ideas..I know they are loud egolistic and arrogant noise makers but stealing ideas is rare cos infact they help people with their ideas..just dont take the credit alone cos they’ll feel cheated…Thanks😊

    • ThePaganSun on September 30, 2017 at 8:15 am

      I agree. Leos do NOT take the credit for other people’s work and we are fierce and strong LIONS, not kittens. I notice she didn’t call Aries lambs or Scorpios spiders or Taurus calfs. So she needs to keep to our animal symbol of LIONS and nothing else.

  17. chicken on July 3, 2017 at 2:24 pm

    your commentary on all the signs were spot on keep up the good work πŸ–’

    • celestine on September 20, 2017 at 6:58 am

      Well I am a Sagittarius and I do love going to family gathering and drinking but not everyday and I can hold a dollar. I ain’t gone lie I I do get mad fast. But the carnartist part is,false if something don’t sound right or if I don’t trust you I don’t fu—k with you point blank.

  18. Theresa Ong on July 18, 2017 at 2:45 pm

    You point out some very interesting facets about each sign. We can all learn from them. I’ve been thinking lately about people who don’t fit their Sun Signs which goes to show that we should look at the whole natal chart. We should look at what planets are in what signs and their aspects to each other. I know two people who don’t fit their Sun Signs. I know a Capricorn who is very emotional. He cries at sad stories and happy stories. He is a very passionate person which is both good and bad depending upon the situation. He is a manipulator. He lies and cheats on his wife. He wouldn’t know the truth were it to bite him in the face. I know a Pisces who is very materialistic. She’s very generous. Only the finest things will do for her. She always has to have X amount of money with her.

  19. Aqua Queen on July 20, 2017 at 4:19 pm

    Aquarius here. I had a really good laugh at my truth, extremely accurate imo. I don’t know how you do it man but you hit the nail on the head lmao

  20. Lily on July 26, 2017 at 6:39 pm

    Under Scorpio, Scorpio’s are not the most despised, lady… its Leo that is. Leo are known to be diplomatic when it comes to friendships, very stuck-up and bossy, and also very arrogant. Scorpio’s are known to be protective and ONLY become despised if someone deserved it. I’m not Scorpio, but I sure as hell think you shouldn’t be so harsh on Scorpios. Geez.

  21. Lily on July 26, 2017 at 6:40 pm

    Gosh

  22. Nanette on August 7, 2017 at 2:20 pm

    Hi Kelli. I am a Gemini. Known as sweet, loving, loyal and for giving the shirt off of my back. I saw the ugly truths but the ugliest about Geminis to me anyone can hold those qualities. Some Geminis are exactly that. But so are other signs. My questions to you are have you had a bad encounter(s) with a Gemini and are you a Pisces?

  23. WaterCap on August 17, 2017 at 8:23 am

    When people complain about something they don’t like on this list, look to the bright side at least your zodiac sign isn’t a punching bag for negativity. Cappy must be strong enough to take the heat….that’s what I say to myself….lol And if I feel bad I just look up the list of Cappy celebs that aren’t boring and are a bit off beat, and I can sleep at night;) Most don’t fit that mold, but then I’ve never had a real experience with a Cappy besides me.

  24. Domina Rivally on August 19, 2017 at 9:09 pm

    You wrote some bull shit that u picked up from the trash about Pisces !
    We ain’t what Y’all think we are πŸ˜’
    Iam a proud PISCES !
    We are adventurous we like trying new things we are Positive and we Looove spreading joy and happiness a Pisces likes helping others and be there to them , a Pisces has the ability to talk to anybody anywhere ,Cause they’re Friendly and easy to talk to,humanitarian and indulgent,Focused on too many goals to achieve all at the same time .
    And YES we know when someone is trying to use us or being nice Only to take something they need from us , we are Emotional and when Confronted we can turn to a Beast in No time .
    A Pisces is Trustworthy and knows who to trust but sometimes chooses to just say it all Just because they don’t care in someone knowing things about them or not !
    Go do some more researches before u come in here and start Sanctifying some Zodiacs cause they screwed u over and putting some down Cause they just never cared about your Bluffing πŸ˜’
    To all ma Pisces Fellas YOU ARE AWESOME AND EXCEPTIONAL DONT LET ANYONE TELLING U OTHERWISE !
    Peace ✌️ up

  25. Jade on September 12, 2017 at 6:36 pm

    Y is it bad to be out of ordinary? Y do Aquarius have to act like someone there not? Y is it that u think parts of that paragraph is true? Y can’t we take certain parts as a compliment? Y is it that we would not want to be around the person we chose to marry? Tell me the answer.

  26. sophia on September 18, 2017 at 8:12 pm

    Aquarius is the superior sign. Weird actually just means “real” which that is what we are

  27. manish on September 22, 2017 at 10:13 am

    Real zodiac sign is the moon sign.. which represents inner nature

    • KMS on September 22, 2017 at 8:50 pm

      So am I the only one who noticed that Grannies are dissed in every one of these descriptions? Watch out Grannies, any one of your grandchildren could be out to get you. Take it from a boring Cappy, we notice sh*t.

  28. ThePaganSun on September 30, 2017 at 8:09 am

    Ok.. Yes, we Leo’s have faults. You forgot to mention we also have a vicious temper. But astrologers need to STOP comparing us to kittens or saying stupid crap like “our bark is worse than our bite.”

    We are fierce, aggressive, powerful LIONS and should be treated and described as such! We were the ONLY sign that was categorized as both bestial (prefers primal instincts over higher reasoning) and fully feral (capableof savage and destructive behavior when angered).

    In comparison, Aries was only bestial, Sagittarius was only half feral, and “big bad” Scorpio was only mute (difficulty communicating its feelings properly).

    Just as you didn’t describe Aries as “basically a lamb,” Taurus as “basically a calf,” Scorpio as “basically a harmless spider;” so too should you respect the sign of Leo enough to not call him anything but the regal and powerful LION it is.

    And lions do not bark, but ROAR. And their bite is indeed even WORSE. They can tear their prey apart. So people need to think twice before upsetting them. 😑

  29. Blueocean on October 13, 2017 at 8:09 pm

    I am a pisces and the humor is hilarious. I love it. BUT , that aint too true. When i was a kid i was like that big now im the total opposite of everything. I dont need to say im a user or manipulative to make myself look stronger. I can be a nice person but to people i love and trust. It general i have no friends because i dont like people and i will not take any shit from anybody not even my fiance or family. I feel as though lifes challenges made me a tough cookie as well as being done over as a child. I do struggle with confrontation but i have an absolutely bad temper that if i encounter it, that person will never want to talk to me again. Even my fiance it scares him and hes a very strong 6″4″ ex football player. My shit is very intense and emotional worse than an aries. But im much more relaxed and calmer then one. Its more like when i try and avoid stupid situations and dummy minded people, and try to stay to myself in peace, bullshit comes my way and i want to kill a MF because you are intruding and interrupting my happiness with your stupidity. Yes. Im a loner and im happiest that way. U fuck me over, then i will ice you AND i hold grudges but since im a chameleon, it doesn’t really affect me, im just done with you. When i look at you and remember the upset and shake up u gave me, thats enough to stay away and IM HAPPY AS FUCK. Another fucker down =MORE PEACE . LOL. Some pisces can be fucked up like this article but hey everybody has a downside. But it depends on your life and experiences. For sure. I say leave me alone , but if u like confrontation for fun and bullying reasons, i will haunt you and make sure i am creative about it, use my skills , my bad manipulative skills and make u feel like slime and im also very stubborn more than a Taurus. Thats my fiance and he tells me that. Yes i will not budge and will throw away a solid relationship FOR PEACE. Pisces, just BE NICE TO US AND WE WILL BE NICE AND LET LIVE. PERIOD. Please dont try and cling to us or build structures around us, lets us flow and suggest or never see us again and WE ARE OKAY WITH THAT. If you dont care, that really wont affect us because one more fucker gone = extra time for PEACE AND SERENITY. At least that is how i am as a 34 year old pisces woman who cares for animals for a living.

  30. Blueocean on October 13, 2017 at 8:36 pm

    I also have nothing really bad to say about other zodiacs. As a pisces i do really like aquarius, geminis( THE MEN) , Aries and some scorpios. I dont really enjoy people who are dull, boring, serious, conservative, cold , nitpicking, overly logical, rigid, structured, materialistic , money and power hungry, insensitive and not deep. Rather not talk to these folks.But the signs i mentioned i had lots of free fun with and happy times and the sad times with these signs never last because of the optimism..Now on other hand scorpio s can be dark but they have a extremely deep emotional spiritual depth that not any other sign can match me in. Only scorpio. They are soo deep that i dont feel like im the only one on the fucking planet.
    But as i said in my other comment, im a loner by choice and i enjoy it. Had many friends but now in my life i enjoy being by myself. Only my other half understands that cus pisces needs lots of alone time. I got one thing to say, capricorns have good traits but they are way too cold. How can u live a life of feeling cold and being that way. That would hurt my spirit. Im an animal caretaker so that wouldnt work. A horse might attack me because of karma from being soo damn cold. Wheres the heart at, in the freezer hibernating for the right person to break the ice and suffer greatly at the same time. They are like working dogs like huskeys. Put them in a factory and thats it . Robots ? Cant be. Lol. Its okay to show that you are human. God gave you feelings and emotions for a reason. If you discard them or suppress them, money will not replace that, u can convince yourself it will. Denial is the foundation of depression dear capricorns. But you all are not that way. Thank god. Whos going to make the wife and family money. Lol. Just kidding.

  31. Aria on October 16, 2017 at 7:03 am

    I had to laugh at all these descriptions. They are taken to the very extreme range of the bad sides of each sign. I’m a Taurus & my hubby is a Libra. It’s true I like the finer things in life but within reason. I buy what I can afford and I’m not a snob. I’m also not rich. Hubby as a libra does have a hard time making decisions but he’s not that bad. Same for all the other signs of people that I know. I realize the article was probably written to be dramatic but it ridiculous how bad you make everyone sound. All I could do was laugh.

    • Kelli on October 16, 2017 at 10:21 am

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  32. Shay on October 16, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    I am an Aries female.. lol We are definitely not selfish. I mean . .we can be, but thats very rarely and it depends on the situation. If we ever are, its for good reason but for the most part we HATE selfish people if anything because we are so kind and generous and really love people to death and care about them. We just don’t really know how to express those feelings because its so sentimental and mushy and awkward😣 but every now and again we DO try or HAVE tried before and when we do, we get weird looks or reactions (I feel) , which is enough to make us not even wanna try and express those kind of feelings ever again.

    We should have been on the list for the most moody. Our mood changes like crazy sometimes it feels like we are always on our period. The slightest bit of boredom could ruin everything anywhere, anytime. We do hate that we get bored so quickly but we can’t help it. It’s a very unbearable feeling that is enough to make us wanna go crazy.

  33. EliBrooks on October 20, 2017 at 8:59 pm

    Noticed a funny thing on the comment section: all Aquarians are laughing like crazy while all the Cappricorns are soooo mad at you and your post saying it’s offensive hahahaha. They defo lack of humor. XD

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