The Ugly Truth About Taurus

Kelli Fox

Have you ever encountered a stubborn Taurus or a brassy Leo? How about a sneaky Scorpio or a playboy Sagittarius? Do any of these undesirable characteristics ring a bell? Each sign has a positive side as well as a negative one. The not so nice characteristics are the ones we can grow and learn from, particularly when it's someone else who's rubbing us the wrong way. Once we gain an understanding of where someone is coming from it's easier to have empathy and understanding. For now, let's take a fun poke at your sign and their not so charming traits!

The Bull is the most stubborn of the zodiac. Once they set their mind on something there’s no turning back or turning them around or nitpicking them or prodding– even an inch. They’ll just keep plodding along until they get to where they want to go. Heaven forbid anyone who gets in their way as they'll be trampled under that sheer force of will. Rigidity is their middle name.

Taurus rules money and possessions and they like to have a lot of both. There's nothing wrong with that except they’d sell their granny to the old age home just to make a buck. They are self-indulgent and snobby and prefer the good life – only the best will do and certainly no cheap imitations - well maybe as gifts for others but certainly not for them!

Bulls tend to think of themselves as a food critic and will gorge in 5 star restaurants on a constant basis because many of them can afford it. They like routine and can get very upset if something in their daily life changes. Comfort and security are what makes them tick. They are the ultimate snob and will look down upon others if their standards are not met.

Sometimes, this sign can be quite dull and certainly not the life of the party. They’re a stick in the mud but that’s just fine by them. Anyway, who wants to be bothered partying all night when you can spend your time at home counting your money, tallying up your net worth and sorting through your designer clothes – nothing is more exciting!

The biggest turn on for Taurus is lying on satin sheets, ringing a bell for Alfred the butler to bring the finest champagne and chocolate dipped strawberries. This will be followed by a luxurious massage and bubble bath, of course attended by Alfred.

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  1. J on June 15, 2017 at 1:21 am

    Not all Taurus people are this way. Don’t judge based off assumptions or rumors or a few of us because as a Taurus myself I definitely am not this way so this is kind of offensive.

  2. Cheryl on June 22, 2017 at 9:08 am

    Champagne taste and beer money can describe Taurus too.
    They’re not always the most ambitious sign in the zodiac

  3. Em on January 24, 2019 at 7:35 pm

    A bit exaggerated but I like the truth in it lol I’m a Taurus and I enjoyed this fresh roast you’ve made for us *yummy*

  4. ALICIA on March 4, 2019 at 2:35 pm

    I am a Taurus and do enjoy the finer things in life, if I am being honest with myself, out of my friends I do tend to be the stick in the mud. I hate change!!

  5. IdontlikeTaurus on March 24, 2019 at 12:55 am


    • Kawaii chan on September 22, 2019 at 10:52 am

      Cool moi aussi je détéste les libras maintenant et à cause de toi! Stp arrête se nous juger 😑

  6. Steph on June 11, 2019 at 3:28 am

    Sell my granny for a buck? That is absolutely horrible!! You just summed up everyone who works for a pharmaceutical company

  7. Kawaii chan on September 22, 2019 at 10:48 am

    Non la blague que vous avez faite n’est vraiment pas gentille! Parlez de vous même avant de juger les autres. OÙ EST LE PROBLÈME SI ON EST GOURMANDS OU PARESSEUX? Tout le monde a des défauts. Mais vraiment la blague que vous avez mise n’est vraiment pas gentille, c’est comme si vous nous insultais mais pas directement. Dites le si vous pensez que nous ne somme que des gros chiens paresseux, regardez vous! Vous devriez avoir honte de vous.

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