The Ugly Truth About Capricorn

Kelli Fox
The Ugly Truth About Capricorn

Have you ever encountered a stubborn Taurus or a brassy Leo? How about a sneaky Scorpio or a playboy Sagittarius? Do any of these undesirable characteristics ring a bell? Each sign has a positive side as well as a negative one. The not so nice characteristics are the ones we can grow and learn from, particularly when it's someone else who's rubbing us the wrong way. Once we gain an understanding of where someone is coming from it's easier to have empathy and understanding. For now, let's take a fun poke at your sign and their not so charming traits!

This sign is the most boring of the zodiac. While the rest of us are out having a good time Capricorn is working overtime and counting every penny toward their first billion. Nothing wrong with hard work and a long term plan but they’re a pinchpenny and would strong-arm their grandmother out of a buck if they could.

They are ruthless in their ambition and will not stop until they get what they want. They are fearful of being poor so can be stingy when it comes to the dosh. They are also resentful of those who are higher up the food chain than themselves. They are not very sympathetic towards others and will stick with relationships out of a sense of duty and obligation.

They are impressed by materialism and can be greedy and selfish when it comes to their stuff. They also have a suspicious nature and think everyone is out to get them. They secretly despise themselves and will create challenges and obstacles which they constantly need to overcome. They think success must come at a price otherwise they’ll never enjoy it which they wouldn’t anyway regardless of how it was accumulated.

They are a born pessimist and can be a downer on others. Ever wondered why Capricorn doesn't have any friends? They’re too depressing or boring to be around. They are conservative and don’t like to upset their routine. It’s like they were born old.

They are cautious and conservative by nature and are not one's to try anything new. They’re what others call a stick-in-the-mud. Their sense of responsibility and self-discipline is what fills them with a code of morals and standards that the rest of us could never aspire to or even want to for that matter!

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  1. Mckaylah on April 26, 2017 at 1:33 am

    I think this was kind of rude to capricorns of the zodiac sign I am a capricorn myself and it kind of hurt my feelings I don’t know why would would wright this to be honest we have friends but you are right we can be depressed if something happens But we don’t have to be depressed but one thing you are right about is we can be greedy when it comes to stuff my the only reason I am is that somebody gave it to me and they were really important it just hurts my feelings…

  2. shantay on May 12, 2017 at 10:53 am

    next time you want to write something make sure the person who is reading this isnt a capricorn for one. and whats with all this shit about not having friends because we are not boring i dont even like to sit in the house all day i get excited over things that are amazing im dangerous i cause trouble im not even a good person i have at least ten friends that hate when i get mad because i do stupid shit all people arent alike we are all different were not just one person were thousands of people i dont no if your talking about yourself or someone else but every capricorn isnt like that

  3. Genie on May 14, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    As a Capricorn I can understand why this might be said about us . Doesn’t bother me one bit ! I love the fact that you thrive off of “exposing” the negatives about Capricorn . We are very driven and tolerate no ones shit. I think that deep down, you’re a hater. Something a Capricorns offends you and that’s a character issue. I have all the friends I need and I can count them all in one hand. We don’t trust because the world is full of snakes who mean harm.
    You honestly don’t know a Capricorn … we are the goofiest and most playful sign low key. At the end of the day sweetie …. love don’t pay the bills… work does 💋. I’m proud to be a Capricorn … as a writer , I will suggest that you learn how to put
    Your feelings aside and look at everything and everyone objectively. You never know , you might learn something from an “old stubborn goat” like myself 😁😘😉

  4. Gay Ricky on May 14, 2017 at 2:55 pm

    So like are all Capricorns alike? I mean I have depressing moments and other stuff you put in this but like not all of them? So like idk

  5. Secret on May 15, 2017 at 7:08 pm

    This is mostly right except the no friends thing.. I have friend bt I have very few(3) I just can’t rock with a lot of ppl and how they move.. I like trying things new depends on what it is bt materialistic shit I do not care for although they are nice to look at and have bt they are only temporary

  6. Joey uzumaki on May 16, 2017 at 5:00 am

    Why would you write something like this its just plain rude I’m a Capricorn and most of the rude things you just said about us is not true so you can be a asshole to yourself and everybody gets greedy about THEIR stuff and I have a lot of friends so go somewhere and stop picking on the ♑Capricorn

  7. kissmybutt on June 6, 2017 at 5:46 pm

    uhh get your facts straight kelli

  8. Funbun on July 9, 2017 at 9:29 pm

    This shit wack. Capricorn are adventurous as hell. We have friends , associates and whatsoever but we are very selective when it comes down to being super close to someone because we are just naturally suspicious of people in general. Capricorn first need to make sure they a substantial amount of money before they go out and spend it don’t we all do: common sense. I do agree some stuff like being very ambitious cause that is what really keep our mind straight and determine.

  9. Anonymous on August 4, 2017 at 4:36 pm

    This is absolute bullshit.
    My boyfriend’s a capricorn and that article is probably the most untruthful thing that I’ve ever read.

  10. Alex on August 25, 2017 at 11:07 am

    Better to have a few close friends who are with you no matter what than a whole bunch of “friends” who smile to your face, laugh behind your back, and aren’t there when you need them most.

    You are correct about the last part however. You couldn’t possibly aspire to our realistic standards based off hard work, smart planning, and a dedication made of steel that eventually gets us what we want. That takes a lot of work.

  11. Jack on August 31, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    This is trash I’m a Capricorn and I have tons of friends everyone likes me I’m not boring or depressing this zodiac stuff is trash this is the stupidest thing I have ever read

  12. Öat on September 28, 2017 at 9:12 am

    Really? Really?! You had to do this? As a Capricorn myself, I found this offensive. And yes, I’m offended over my astrology sign, lame, I know. I was diagnosed with depression and I actually have many great friends to support me. At least we are also protective of our stuff, otherwise people could take it or rip it up! I’ve had it happen to me, they didn’t have a good rest of the month. Yes, we may be boring… some of us. But we all have a party side and sometimes we only show it to the right people. We are all like moons in some way… we only show our dark side to certain people at different times. Maybe you’ve never encountered a Capricorn like the majority of us but for real, keep it to yourself, kid. Listen, the reason they may act like that is not because of their sign, it’s probably because they don’t like being around rude people in general. Call me a pessimist but really!!

    • CoffeeBeanBlood on September 28, 2017 at 9:14 am

      Agreed, We are only human

      • Blunt As Fuck on November 2, 2017 at 9:56 pm

        Capricorns you all are boring! you act like grumpy old people! ya’ll boring look at you, look at that shit! haha. we all enjoying and you all 24/7 work. good job though. good job wasting your life! money isn’t everything. you all fuck shit greedy too. no friends no life okay but have money, well again money isn’t everything, at the end the fun is in the journey so enjoy your boring lives! hahaha! and your money of course when your already fucking retired! hahaha!

  13. fatima on October 9, 2017 at 8:57 am

    it was very insulting to a capricorn. I am a capricorn my self this article hurt my feelings after reading this

  14. Jean on October 10, 2017 at 5:10 am

    What a disgusting and hurtful thing to say. I am a Capricorn and none of what you say is true or applies to me. You should be ashamed I bet your riveting company

  15. NcmnZXc,n, on October 21, 2017 at 12:56 am

    I am a cap, and that’s all true what you wrote, and moreover capricorn really sucks. They are losers for the most part, they NEED to work hard more than others to attain something, that’s the shittiest part of being a cap. Any other zodiac signs get things pretty quick, but cap !! holy shit. Wish if I could change my zodiac sign!

  16. Tyke Watson on October 23, 2017 at 7:16 am

    My wife is a Capricorn and I’m a libra, and we are complete opositesi, but have been married 30 years, but there’s 14 years between us, I’m the older she’s 47 and I’m 61, we are total opposites in the sex line , I want to and , of course she dont, I believe this is the trouble with,the two are excellent when it all comes together

    • Blunt on November 2, 2017 at 9:48 am

      Capricorns you all are boring! you act like grumpy old people! ya’ll boring look at you, look at that shit! haha. we all enjoying and you all 24/7 work. good job though. good job wasting your life! money isn’t everything. you all fuck shit greedy too. no friends no life okay but have money, well again money isn’t everything, at the end the fun is in the journey so enjoy your boring lives! hahaha! and your money of course when your already fucking retired! hahaha!

  17. Bekah on November 3, 2017 at 5:18 pm

    It’s a good thing I have so much Aquarius in my chart (rising, moon, and in a lot of other places), otherwise I’d be insufferable.

    Too funny. As a sun sign Capricorn, SOME of this is me at my worst. (though I want wealth for ‘freedom’ not just to have it…maybe that’s the Aquarian in me). That said, this describes a side (sometimes the dominant one) of most every male Cap I know. For some reason, at least in my experience, male Capricorns tend to really come off as Capricorns. Some females I can think of too…

    Keep offending 😉 Hope you do it with every sign though

  18. The Truth on November 3, 2017 at 6:42 pm

    You all caps need to accept the fact that you all are BORING AF! if i’d say right now, if we were friends and I’d say, we go mountain hiking, would you do that? Of course not! because you all are stuck in your fucking depressing minds obsessing about money! and forgetting what life is all about. money isn’t everything! and you all gonna get fucking old and still depressed because you spent your life chasing money! and it’s all gonna be spent to waste! so stop you caps saying your adventurous because you’re not! because for one, you’re not adventurous, two you’re not spontaneous and three, depressing and greedy as fuck.

  19. Jen on November 9, 2017 at 7:46 pm

    Yep. I agree. I dated a capricorn guy for Over a year… Boring, yawnfest. Predictable sex..ugh

  20. Ray on November 12, 2017 at 3:29 am

    This is completely false.. I’m a Capricorn and I don’t spend my days working I spend most of my days with my family.. and I love going out having a drink am drinking and having a good time with my friends and letting loss and I’m actually a funny person.. I just don’t show my true self to people I don’t know… so sorry if you feel that way but clearly you can’t make friends with a Capricorn because we dislike idiots and arrogant people… so ask your self truly why are you so bitchy when clearly you have no understanding at all of that star sign and to be honest I wouldn’t wanna be friends with such an arrogant person who can’t see past there nose and no we aren’t boring in fact the opposite so next time you make a shitty comment like this get your facts right.. you clearly know nothing

  21. from a true astrologer on November 13, 2017 at 1:26 am

    I think what you’ve written is very false and very untrue. You are saying that all capricorns are the same when they are clearly not. It also depends on how they were raised too and if you were a true astrologer you would actuallt consider other stuff like they’re moonsign and they’re rising star etc. Not only they you are disrespecting quite a few celebrities who are actually respected and loved in they’re field such as ‘john legend’ ‘denzel washington’ ‘Bradley cooper’ ‘Zooey deschanel’ ‘Liam heminsworth’ ‘Ellen from the Ellen show’ ‘elvis presley’ (who by the way changed music) I think before you write such disgusting review about all capricorns. I think you need to actually get your facts right before slandering all of them cause quite frankly seems like you actually haven’t taken in what astrology is all about. It’s not all spot on it just gives you the possibility of what a person could be like.. but it’s not all fact there are tons of factors that are involved. So you clearly have no insight on the given subject

The Astrologer

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